+787 Dear Katy Perry, sorry to burst your bubble, but California is not Candyland and having sex on the beach is nothing more than a good way to get sand in places sand should never ever be, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you dumb... shes not literally talking about having sex on the beach. its a drink......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then why is the next line, "We got sand in our stilettos "?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because she's at the beach and there's sand everywhere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"sex on the beach" is the name of a drink? wow. she could at least have a drink with a more decent name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha. Either way it's not great lyrics.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like ur name. in case you care.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks! Colette is purty. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's. Just. A. Song. If you don't like it, don't listen to it, don't talk about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

typing. like. this. does. not. help. get. your. point. across. it screws up the voice in my head, first of all :p and second of all i dont think OP was saying anything bad about the song, just stating his/her opinion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

P.S. cupcakes aren't bras.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woww,,stop hating you guys,, your just jealous because she didnt make a song about your state :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thank the music gods she didn't make a song about New York. We don't need her screeching. Also, its *you're, dumbass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahah. it actually is my state.... and i like the song. i was making a cmment about the creator. and your right sofie!! hhahaha.... cupcakes are definitely not bras.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I personally like the song and think that out of a lot of female singers these days Katy Perry is immensely talented, but I do not like the idea that she created a song based on the stereotype of what a California girl should be, I mean really...she isnt even a California blond herself. And as for the who "Sex on the beach" line...though she may be referring to the drink, its obvious that she is also using is as a sexual innuendo. So neither party is wrong when it comes to that line.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow you're talking about stereotypes....and you say she isn't a California Blonde....stereotyping her....hmmmm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex on the Beach is a name of a drink smart one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The song is catchy, but katy perry isn't all that talented and her song makes girls from california sound like dumb sluts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wowzers people its just a song and sounds good and its catchy does it really matter what the hell shes saying? Either like the song or don't, Katy Perry is a good singer with lots of talent and Muffinmonkey it doesn't make californaia girls sound like dumd sluts its just a good song get over it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

do you know how much they mess with her voice to make it sound better? also, she obviously wears contacts. no ones eyes are naturally that blue! and also, i think that the lyrics are stupid, but overall, it's a catchy song.

by Anonymous 13 years ago