+482 Only cats will attack your leg one minute and try to snuggle with your leg the next, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

true story, by the way. happened to me like a minute ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff." -I forget who said this but I read it somewhere once :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sour patch kids will do that, too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think cats and sour patch kids are cousins! sour one minute sweet the next

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I don't know about that ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you going to attack and snuggle with my leg? Because I'd have to report you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't say I was going to, I implied that I would... I'll take that as a no though *sigh*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn you and your implying skills! You're so good at making it unable for me to press charges

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry :( would you like to be able to press charges? I can make inappropriate comments if you'd like?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would love that, thank you! You are so kind. It really means a lot that you would do that for me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is a nice leg you have there, do you mind if I attack it and then snuggle with it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm, do you mind if I slap you now and walk away like a badass? Would that be ok?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't see it being a problem, in fact I think we could both learn from it and grow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We might really grow as people. You could learn to speak respectively to women and I could learn to empower myself. In the movie portrayal of us, I will be played by Julia Roberts and you will be some hot young star sextuple threat - actor/singer/artist/chef/contortionist/stunt double

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The tagline could be "This movie is by no means really boring, honest."?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"We promise, you'll be riveted... No, really"

by Anonymous 13 years ago