I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?

+800 I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

literally a modern shakespeare

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahh, thank you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Very well said. You can start a new trend; Shakespearian Rap. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What rap song should I do next?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cant touch this, that should be funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sounds very good

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha This post literally made my night!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

-highfives OP-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

-low fives Valerie-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...what song is this....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Really? Doesn't ring a bell? I like big butts and I cannot lie...continue.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie; You other brothers can't deny... That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

At first I was soooo confused, I suck at understanding things written this way. I only understood this because it said 'thou shalt get sprung'. If I'm not mistaken this is, 'I like big butts and I cannot lie....' I hope I'm not wrong lmao (x

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What the fuck?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*posterior

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this made me smile

by Anonymous 14 years ago

just to clear things up for everyone, its: I like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers cant deny, cause when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and that round things in your face you get sprung :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha. I love it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thaank you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL! I love this! More please!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Im gonna do cant touch this, any better ideas? :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

can't touch this is good . . . how about minute man? XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ill try ;P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I may just try this with rock songs XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you should try Bust a Move

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i just did big poppa by biggie smalls :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know I saw it, and I have to say you are amazing!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:O thank you :$ :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Gimme da loot: biggie smalls.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thatd be good, but not a lot of people know that, ill do like hypnotize

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm high and I don't don't gett this. Anyone care to explane?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its the words to i like big butts but like old english

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@patrickmajor: thank you :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

npp brah

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I absolutely love it, you are amazing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you, thats quite the compliment :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Riveting tale, chap.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is one of the best memes yet. If only I remembered what these were called.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I made one for milkshake now, and Im doing 99 problems next, any other ideas?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not "Shakespearian" it's Elizabethian...

by Anonymous 14 years ago