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I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?

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literally a modern shakespeare

Very well said. You can start a new trend; Shakespearian Rap. :)

cant touch this, that should be funny

Riveting tale, chap.

Anonymous +4Reply

What rap song should I do next?

At first I was soooo confused, I suck at understanding things written this way.
I only understood this because it said 'thou shalt get sprung'.

If I'm not mistaken this is, 'I like big butts and I cannot lie....'
I hope I'm not wrong lmao (x

this made me smile

Anonymous +2Reply

hahaha This post literally made my night!

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I absolutely love it, you are amazing.

Anonymous +1Reply
@I absolutely love it, you are amazing.

Thank you, thats quite the compliment :D

I made one for milkshake now, and Im doing 99 problems next, any other ideas?

just to clear things up for everyone, its: I like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers cant deny, cause when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and that round things in your face you get sprung :P

Gimme da loot: biggie smalls.

Anonymous 0Reply
@Gimme da loot: biggie smalls.

thatd be good, but not a lot of people know that, ill do like hypnotize

@patrickmajor: thank you :)

Anonymous 0Reply

This is one of the best memes yet. If only I remembered what these were called.

Gaussians avatar Gaussian Yeah You Are 0Reply

I'm high and I don't don't gett this. Anyone care to explane?

Anonymous -1Reply
@I'm high and I don't don't gett this. Anyone care to explane?

its the words to i like big butts but like old english

It's not "Shakespearian" it's Elizabethian...

What the fuck?

Anonymous -3Reply

...what song is this....

@asdijojioiojioxj ...what song is this....

Really? Doesn't ring a bell? I like big butts and I cannot lie...continue.

@Clara I know. I never said it wasn't.

Sorry, other people were saying that the song's name was "I Like Big Butts" and that is not the actual name of the song. I just picked one of the comments to reply to at random and it appears that I did not choose too well. I apologize.

@asdijojioiojioxj ...what song is this....

I like big butts and I cannot lie; You other brothers can't deny... That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG! :D

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