+251 People who long for a romance like Romeo and Juliet need to remember that they both died tragic deaths five days after meeting each other. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and i think it was even less than five days like maybe 48 hours give or take

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A cousin and best friend were also murdered. Just sayin'.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

6 people died because Romeo couldn't control his dick.

by Anonymous 11 years ago