Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. It hurts like hell & It's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For e.g. I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her. Then I picked up my...

+136 Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. It hurts like hell & It's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For e.g. I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a broken nose and a failed relationship. Perfect, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're jerk that needs to grow some balls!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the force at which I headbutt someone will correlate to my testicle size. And I headbutt very hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahaha this is great

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like this is sarcasm.... also I laughed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is post is the epitome of manliness

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You think headbutting is great? You should try shooting eachother in the leg. Now THAT'S manly!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I SECOND THAT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fricken love you man! That's really hilarious!! I should have done that to my ex.. Then maybe I wouldn't have had to threaten him with a restraining order.:p

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh dude, I know how that is. -.-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sucks man. What happened with you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Found out he's been logging into my facebook a year later. I had changed my password, but I kept forgetting I changed it so I changed it back, thinking he wasn't going to be creepy. He's still texts me at least 2 or 3 times a week, too. What about you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's messed up.. My ex legit stalks me. I had my step dad threaten him.. And worse off he got with my best friend (well not anymore) 3 weeks after I left him. What a backstabbing bitch right? I hate her.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Boy am I glad my ex has no way to contact me besides writing letters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lesson: never have best friends.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I genuinely laughed my ass off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I headbutt my teammates helmets, when I don't wear a helmet. What now?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Concussion, out for 2 weeks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never had a concussion.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

STOLEN FROM MADDOX.

by Anonymous 12 years ago