yeah i want mustard on my burger, that reminds me of the time that i was bet my a group of my friends to eat an entire bottle of mustard and i completed the bet but my kidneys failed shortly afterwards and my mother had to go into surgery and give me one of her kidneys to keep me from dying and all i remember from surgery was a panda running through the halls but i think i just imagined that but after that birthday party i went to when i was 5 years old i have always been afraid of pandas and my wife just died.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then you bit a hooker, right? RIGHT?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I got a facial for Christmas last year and the woman who gave it to me talked all about her messy divorce and her messed up son who's my age and now lives with his dad in Hawaii. All I wanted was a relaxing facial. :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That happened with my boss last month! I was almost done and ready to leave and I made the mistake of asking him if he was related to the lady I was addressing the letter to.... He talked for like half an hour about his family tree and this guy with the same name who's a criminal who lives in the same city. All I wanted to do was finish and go home

by Anonymous 12 years ago