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Stretch marks: Either you were big and got small, or you were small and got big. Either way you're already there, naked so he's not going anywhere. Stop worrying, amirite?

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he's not going anywhere unless he's a total ass. then he's..not worth the effort. :D

I lost a ton of weight recently so I call my stretch marks my "battle scars". It sounds a lot more badass.

I have them from that thing called puberty where my boobs sprouted practically overnight

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@1823245

That's not the only way you get stretch marks though.

I have stretch marks. I like to think I'm a tiger. :)

SuperSukhs avatar SuperSukh Yeah You Are +5Reply

Y'all need more cushion for the pushin'.

mchalla3s avatar mchalla3 Yeah You Are +4Reply

Kat Williams ftw

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@MissAwesomeness

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!!"

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@ScottyD "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!!"

You need to watch the full thing. So freaking funny.

@MissAwesomeness You need to watch the full thing. So freaking funny.

I've seen the whole show =P also have it on my ipod.

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@1823431

A lot of kids get stretch marks from gaining weight or getting taller at puberty (also breast and hip enlargement). I'm a size 00 dress and have stretch marks. You don't need to gain 100 pounds to get them.

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