I'm sorry Anthony, but what the fuck? This doesn't even make an ounce of sense. Wait, you're British. It doesn't make 28.3495231 grams of sense.
That one made my day.
Yeah, I honestly have no idea what you're saying.
That's because grammar and spelling are much different in the futer. He came in his time macne, so we can't understand his dialect. This is actually a very intellectual post.
Yeah I have no idea what that was supposed to be.
Lalala, you think sponge is troubled? They're username is just sponge, not troublesponge.
Well done my dear rodent, well done indeed
? couldn't understand that bro
well he's making progress though at least he spelled his username corre- oh...
Makes sense if you don't think about it.
Read it as The Futer meaning "His penis"
Obviously he meant to write The Führer. It makes more sense.
I don't want to be associated with this post
So we came from the his penis.
No, we didn't because the machne didn't work. Which means Orgasm
Wait... isn't that Dwight's job? :3
Oh Simon, you so sneaky.
That made me cry with laughter. Well done Anonymous. :'D
You went to the muppet orgy also?
Fuck this I moved on to the second comment
Could you please spit the dog meat out of your mouth and repeat that?
The only thing worse than this being post of the day is having to see it every time I get on amirite within the next 24 hours.
you don't like it? you made it..
A demonstration of the abuse of power.
After seeing your post, you have no right to correct another persons grammar..
how do you do that emoticon???
are you a wizard?
your comment just made think about that picture... I had to say it.
You do it by typing ( ono ) but without the spaces.
This guy's really asking for it. You don't talk to
Anthony like that unless you want your head shrunk and your balls cut off.
idiot*, nice one.
you idiot and two missing periods
Check yourself before you correct other.
lolz "other" was supposed to be plural. DURRR. it's okay though i forgive you because im eating mint chocolate chip ice cream and that makes errythang betta!
Don't correct Anthony.
YOU RUINED MY LIFE I HATE YOU
@487795 (Anon):fuck you
Never correct Anthony.
Already said dumbass
it didn't really help this onslaught of hate that your username is "dukebluedevil03", everybody hates duke!
so, let me get this straight.
wait, nevermind, i can't.
oveusly God is real if someon coms from the futer in a time macne.
ah, oveously. how are you so smart? are you from the futer?
We have a rapist in Lincoln Park?
Chester "the molester" Bennington? :O
It was just a joke... :(
Everyone calm the fuck down.
I have been to the future, and that's how we spell stuff in 3023
Is that how you reason as well?
Yes. It will all make sense eventually, don't worry.
So God is real??!! Or did I get the post wrong?
I am just going to assume you are either a foreigner whose English is bad or a five year old.
Or a foreign 5 year old. Just sayin', don't rule ANYTHING out at this point.
Hey, I was thinking the same thing as "wizirdman" when I was smoking...something
wtf if u dun understand the brilliance of the language thing in this post, then suck it up and stop insulting the poster jeez
(to first anonymous)
5 year old? KILL IT!!!
But Guys: What if GOD made time macne and went to the futer????? What then?
Macne (MACK-KNEE)A rare form of facial disfigurement where the subject consumes too many big macs, therefore little bits of hamburger start to sprout from his face. The only known cure is to dip the subjects face in acid, or start eating salads.
"Man, look at that guy's Macne"
time acne- zits that have their own hour and minute hand
only the reallly big ones.
Time Acne [time ACK-nee) -- acne that has a timer and disappears when the timer is done.
Example: Wow that 50 year time acne isn't going anywhere anytime soon...
yes lets make time macne now
Then we can traevl to the futer in our time macne!
Phil Of The Future!
So now he's Phil, Phi-illl of the future! Never knew in history just where he would land! Phil, Phi-illl of the future! He's a 22nd century man!
No. At least, I hope not.
I was singing that in my head as I was reading it.
I don't remember it..
Was a great show
I know A guy that can help us!
we just have to reach 80 miles an hour in our car to find him.
@1176301 (shaanarora): I have failed.
I am sorry that i have screwed over Back to the Future...
so, in my attempt to regain the movie quote, i will go back to the past to go into the future and change 80 to 88, but then i would already be in the future as my future self causing the past to be the future and Back to the future would really be the Back to the Past because we create the future,
"God is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer,"
Holy shit, i think i understand what OP was saying now!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FUTUR
Its the opposite of the pust.
I found myself at this post again and I was going to like your comment..
but then I realized I already did. :P
Why thank you kind sir
Well futur means future in French. The whole "the" part I can't explain.
In Korea... word misspell YOU!
no shit genius, if you actually read any other comments you would realize the op is from Korea , dude.
You spelled "soviet Russia" wrong
no shit genius, if you actually read any other comments you would realize the op is from Korea
the joke only applies to soviety union.
now shut up and stop embarrassing yourself
OHHH THE "SOVIETY UNION?" ill keep that in mind next time
russia* my bad lol
still closer than korea : P
He was referring to the fact that you misspelled "Soviet".
wow what a jerk, it's a small typo you idiot
... I finally understand the meaning of life. Thank you.
hey patrick, what comes after 24?
What is 6 times 9?
are you twelve and asking "wut is this"?
im no grammar nazi...but damn...
I've never seen a post this profound
I kinda feel bad for the OP, everyone's making fun of them and they're just doing the best they can with what little English they know. They just want to be part of the group and we're tearing them down. That said, this was fucking HILARIOUS.
Look at his other posts; his English is fine. :P
Must have been drunk or something, haha. Or trolling.
Haha, yeah I saw that. Now I just think he's a dick.
I completely agree.
apparently you're not the only one
The amount of win from this post... it amazes me. I love it so much.
I am from the futer.
Everything is in the pust.
Luke, I am your Futer
i read the comments.... i laughed..... to myself.... cuz im home on a tuesday night reading amirites.... god my life sucks xD
yeah, I agree, your life is pretty boring- I've moved on from your backyard bushes. Sorry, but I bid adieu, tootle-loo, and chow.
i will be somewhere else on tuesday nights, stalking another amiriter.
ahh, so thats it.
i was trying to remember how to spell it, but it just wouldnt some to me.
it wouldn't some to me, either!
Ooh pick me pick me!
anything for you.
POST OF THE YEAR
POST OF THE FUTER
NO. POST OF FOREVER.
For all we know this guy could have found the meaning of life (42)
But... we have translation problems.
my gosh i love the people on this website.
I am real, but what the fuck does this post mean?
Broseph, we both know who's real here. And why in my own name did I create those hideous leotards? Or Justin Bieber for that matter.
Is anyone else pronouncing 'macne' like acne with an m?
I'm doing it mac-nay.
I said mock-neh.
I thought is said "macaroni" at first...
I pronounced it with an h, like mashne.
I came here from the futer using a time macne.
I feel dumber after reading this.
I actually sat here for 20 minutes and legitimately tried to figure it out.
I just can't do it. :(
If you DO figure it out, please tell us!
Maybe, what this person is trying to say is this:
If someone came from the future, that means God is real. If someone DOESN'T come from the future, God isn't real. So.. We decided to make a time machine to prove to everyone that there is a God. Or maybe to show the world that we Humans are trying to play God's role.
I-I really don't know. But i tried.
If someone travels from the future, it will prove the existence of god. If not, god doesn't exist. This is true because if we invent a time machine we were obviously here before god.
It's still WTF to me.
It all makes SENSE now!
The post would have made sense if they were trying to say "If someone travels from the future, it proves god doesn't exist. If nobody does, it proves he does exist. This is true because if we invent a time machine, we were obviously here before god."
This is true because if we invent a time machine, we were obviously here before god.
What that could mean is that from the future, and with our time machine, we could have went back thousands of years ago with a couple other people and started populating the human race. This means that god didn't put Adam and Eve here and let them do there thing.
However, this also has a problem because that would mean humans would already have to be here to go build a time machine and go back to the dawn of human existence. In other words, it's basically a paradox.
You're my hero.
Actually I think it mean that if someone comes go the future and we know about it, then there is a supreme being controlling the universe. But if no one comes ten it is iffy. That said, if we build a time machine, we would try and go back in time, but then if we do, the timeline changes and no one will know about it. Since the timeline can change like that, then there is no omnipotent God. Therefore, we can go to any point in time because nothing will stop us, making us first, before anything, which would all exist in the future.
why isn't this on the homepage yet? Come on everybody homepage this!
I don't know about the post but the COMMENTS cracked me up!
Right? I totally spent more time reading the comments then I did looking at the post.
I am just not quite sure why this is homepaged but it made me laugh, so alright.
I try not to use the phrase, "blew my mind," but this post did just that.
Totally. This post just gave my mind the nastiest blowjob.
i think it blew my IQ by about 5 points...
if there was such a category, this would be a classic amirite.
This post pretty much deserves its own category.
"We don't hate you because you got POTD. You got POTD because we hate you."
If I could vote for POTD, this would get my vote.
Its a dreem com troo
I know both why this is POTD and why it's such bad english: He's blowing Anthony.
It's a Korean Jmayrod!
Ah beat me to it
the MLIA one. No go back there and wait for him.
You're stupid, I'm a girl and I meant the OP not bthehobo now please follow SOFTBALL8's advise.
Oh, I am DEFINITELY some random guy that you don't care about. As is everyone on this site (winkwink). So go back to MLIA.
Starts slow clap
can anyone say... meme?
Well, I can't. How is that even pronounced?
This is obviously a deleted scene from Terminator 2
"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Lol it's funny because if you go on his account, all of his other posts are in perfect English...
I know, I noticed that!
@548437 (anonymous): He claims that this was posted by his North Korean friend.
I'm not twelve but what is this?
OH MY GOSH. mabie God is real caus the futur isnt gone and our time macne says that God isnt real so mabie we should God macne time go for.
lets go make our time macne together sometime in the futer!
the last line is like, really a puzzler for me.
What the fuck is the first line then??
WARNING: Writing posts is best done sober
I seriously doubt sobriety would've helped the logic.
Because clearly nobody has ever made a stupid decision while drunk as a result of impaired logic...
Never said they hadn't. I simply meant that riddling out the post and it's meaning would most certainly not unravel the logic, drunk author or not.
OKAY I'VE GOT IT. I think what OP meant is that God might not have created the human race: we just invented a time machine and came back and started it on our own. Then, God wouldn't be real. now THAT makes more sense, yes?
YOU ARE A GENIUS
Then... Wouldn't we be, or rather, the Bio Engineer be God? If that's true, the guy'd be a dick for what he did to history.
that is actually pretty brilliant...its all just a theory though.
Wow that actually makes some sense..cool.
IT'S FUTER AND TIME MACNE.
God, get it right.
that's what I don't understand.
how the fuck did this get homepaged?
Blame the comment above you.
Because it's hilarious.
I love you Grilled Cheesus...
I'll have what he's having.
im frum da futer
He stole your thunder
GOD IS REAL BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL FUTURE.
God is real if someone comes from the future, God is not real if nobody comes from the future. We made the time machine also we were first than the future, amirite?
And yet somehow it STILL doesn't make sense.
Was actually just about to point that out... even in understandable english it's complete nonsense. WTF does that even mean? O.o
You, sir/madam must be a translation god.
YES. FINALLY I understand
Thank you, you babel fish :3
ANTHONY. Y U NO MAKE THIS POST OF THE MONTH?
What is this; I don't even...
What, did "wizirdman" pull Anthony from a burning car one time?
I wonder if I'll get POTD if I make my spelling suck.....
I vote +1 for de-POTD.
I second that vote.
what is this fuckery?
ever since i read that comment, it has been my catch-phrase........thank you.....
No, you love a comment. This is a post. You "favorite" this post.
i'm sorry, were you trying to say words of some sort?
My brain exploded from your spelling ... Im not kidding there's peices of my brain now scattered around my room because you cant spell.. how do you feel about that...
you spelled pieces wrong.
I don't blame him for misspelling pieces. His BRAIN just exploded. His BRAIN.
i-e e-i ... tiny mistake dude... at least you know what I'm saying
This post = most controversial debated POTD in the past few days.
...and that is a perfect example of why you don't test the "monkeys at typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare" hypothesis on a computer that is connected to the internet.
Its like he's trying to speak to us, I know it!
what is that, boy? Theres a little boy stuck in the well??
Uh, not to criticize your job skills, but in your line of work you really should have been watching him fall in from behind a bush or something.
well, I dont really start stalking little boys because that borders on the line of pedophilia.
I usually get 'em after a bad break up.
dude i tried google translate into Korean and it's not working
Meme material. Just imagine: Now, you too can create your very own wizirdman post. All you need is a breakfast consisting of caffeine and pop tarts and a way with words. But wait, if you call now, we'll throw in a free north korean relative.
I'm really confused, can someone please explain to me what that meant? :/
OBVIOUSLY, he OP is saying that if no one comes from the futer, there is no god, and that we made a time macne so we were first. How can you not grasp that simple, intelligent concept?
OBVIOUSLY, we have a RAPIST in LINCOLN PARK.
Next new post on amiwrong.net?
it was up before it got on the homepage, I think. Check it out.
Dang it, I was just about to say that. It's on page 9 though. :D
Yeah, right after I posted I went looking for it because I wasn't sure. :)
Haha, that's why I looked and knew the page it was on in the first place.
Why does it do that?
Why does what do what?
Damn, you're quite the filosopher, you will go far in the futer.
Dude, this is what I've been trying to tell people.
Best POTD in a while!
Yes I read all the comments... I feel strangely accomplished
right now yours is the most recent comment so, my thoughts exactly.
POTD-post of the day? More like punch out that dumbass, amirite?
He just blinded me with science
hahahahahahah thats fucking hilarious
I saw that you are from Korea, so I'll let the grammar slide, but I still don't get what the post is trying to say.
Uh, look at their other posts, the English is fine...
How do you see his other posts? How do we know he is from Korea? (sorry if these seem like they have obvious answers... I'm genuinely confused)
just to let everyone know, this was posted from my friend who just transferred here from north korea
I KNOW! seriously i thought the people who lived there are never allowed out? They must be pretty stealth:)
Stealth isn't an adjective. Stealthy, on the other hand...
He must be a ninja....
IS YOUR FRIEND A NINJA?! Well, how else could they get out of North Korea?
your friend's a douche
Why is this POTD?
Way to go Anthony. Reaching out beyond the norm!
"3 Grammar Nazis heads imploded today, due to spelling mistakes of a massive scale. Now back to your televised program."
Hey guys les all go to the futur in my time macne.
alright! which seat can I take?
kicking in the front seat, sitting in the back seat. gotta make my mind up..which seat can i taaake!
Saw that coming...
Can I "No way" the follow-up please?
You as high as op too?
LMAO i love the classic excuse of blaming somebody else for making a post
Your photo looks thermal, i can tell it's not cause it'd be all red
Are you a wizard?
no, he is a wizird.
this post is not as dumb as it looks, its just worded badly because of the OPs poor English skills.
since i fail at explaining extremely complicated philosophical idea im quoting a commenter below: "OKAY I'VE GOT IT. I think what OP meant is that God might not have created the human race: we just invented a time machine and came back and started it on our own. Then, God wouldn't be real. now THAT makes more sense, yes?"
Ok, if I got an Amirite post on a tshirt, it would be this one.
This resonates with my core philosophy.
I love this post simply because of the comments. At first, I read it and I thought, "Really? THAT is the post of the day? Really?!" Then, I read the comments. And I thought, "Okay. I get it now. Thank you, Anthony."
If there were a Charlie Sheen "Winning" emoticon, this would deserve it.
the futer is looking bleak
when this time macne is invented i will go 2 futer n mack sure ppl get right gammmar taught 2 them, then i use time macne to get some kfc over and over and over again and only pay once
Anthony, this is mean haha
Do not question Anthony.
At first I was like "Why is this homepaged again?" then I realized it pretty much deserves to be homepaged as many times as the mods want it to be.
I hope this was a fucked up keyboard..
Some Korean who doesn't write in English very well yet got a POTD before me. Like seriously, what the hell kind of person do I have to be that a recently-arrived Korean expatriate is more legend than I am
Wait a minute guys...we're seeing this post again in the futer. What could this mean?!
Maybe we have to translate it to figure out how to survive 12/21/12...
I think the reason this is POTD is because of the comments.
I think I just loved half the comments on here.
Lurn 2 spel
Clerly, Huked on Foniks werked four this pursin
even I can't follow this logic.
Cool story, bro
A for effort
It is the chosen one
Re-homepaged two years later. God is real.
Nah, the post just used the time macne to get here.
Which means there is a time macne which means god is real. So yeah.
That was even bad grammar for ebonics..
I dont think I would agree with this, even if I could understand what the fuck it says.
Chapsticks can't speak.
Peusht uv teh daie.
Ok... read the post. Over, and over, and over... and over... and over. I seriously can not understand this logic, even if I worked out the grammatical parts. Read all the comments. Nothing helped.
This post is fxcked. I love it!
Da capo, if I may ask? ;)
"Even though puppies are as cute as can be; they are a pain in the ass at times when you constantly have clean up after them when they go to the bathroom in the house/chew up something valuable"
Rhyming is swell, and you do it quite well. If you want, its a skill you should flaunt. You're way better than me, as you can probably see; you're the best poet that there ever could be!
Maybeh Wizirdman is a result of radiation poisoning from the Korean War
...no, don't even wanna know wtf you were doing to come to this epiphany.
This post becomes easier to understand when you read it while listening to this.
I watched this entire video, my head cocked at an angle.. with my left eye twitching every couple of seconds. WAT. i like it.
This doesn't make ANY sense!
don't be bitter because it's too deep for you
Any feeling of bitterness I may or may not have felt probably passed almost 2 years ago
I know, I'm just bitter because I'm late :(
All of the thoughts running through my head when I read this post. Congratulations, you really got me to... think.
I can't tell if this guy's an idiot or if he's strangely on to something. Nah, he's just an idiot.
This is honestly the most important post in amirite history.
Time to get hooked on phonics :)
no way, man. I did phonics back in high school. Its a gateway drug I tell ya. First time, the high it great, but then, all the other times you did it, its not so great and so you keep on trying to get that same great feeling, then youre an addict.
it took 2 years of Rehab for me, i just pray you dont get into that.
Looks like you got over phonics and got right into hooked on stalking, that's rough man
stalking isnt too bad. It has its ups and downs. Its great because a i feel close to you but not so lovely when a get a banging knock on my door from the cops at 3:56 am....
if you google translate this to Korean (with correct spellings of words), then translate it back into English is comes out as "If a person came from God, no future unless the future comes from God because it is not real in the future than we had first arrived to create a time machine is a reality."
I still don't understand...
I'm surprised this got homepaged, let alone POTD! Feels like April 1st all over again, stupid time macne.
lololol best potd ever.
lol'd so hard on the comments
That was so touching... I promised my self I wasn't going to-
I knew this would be POTD as I come from the futer, where a time macne took over the world, enslaving humanity.
I'm no grammar nazi but holy shit...
This is the best post ever on amirite.
This is ofencive to my relijun
I think the Koreans know something we don't...
It's funny how every time I check back, this post has grown in dislikes.
What is this I don't even...?
This person needs to stop sharing this account with his or her friend then.
You, Sir, Make No Fucking Sense.
MFW this is POTD.
Not many comments on POTD.
Why is this the PotD?
Oh my god, I'm a republican and that still was funny.
Isn't FOX the evil news network?
. . .But. . . isn't Anthony British?
I just... I give up.
and to think all this could of been prevented with the use of a time machne...tsk tsk
Not many YYA's for Post of the Day. . .
(Philisosphical Panda): yya?
I get it.... just read it backwards.
This poster should feel accomplished that he understands something than no one else in the world can understand.
The way you wrote this post OP sounds like it came from Tommy Pickles from the rugrats....
FINALLY! I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS ONE!
Ant saw your vote, obviously!
YES. I've been waiting for this to be POTD for so long.
Futer time macne?
I'm no engineer... or translator, but this should fix your problem:
First potd to make me laugh in awhile. (:
I know I haven't really been here long enough to know what's expected of a POTD... but I'm fairly sure it isn't this.
dam thats alot off commints
words of wisdom.
Read the post, then read the follow up, then reread the post and now its funny as HELL..AHAHAH this made my day :D
Look at the post. Now look at the follow-up. Back to the post. Sadly, this POTD is utterly incomprehensible, but it's as FUNNY AS HELL.
I'm on my sofa. Look by my hand. What's that? It's a POTD on that site you love. Look again. The comments are now diamonds.
HAHA love ittttt....i wasn't even thinking of oldspice when writng my comment :D
are you high or what
This is the best POTD ever. :D
The score is -666 O.o
than God is reel of scor iz minis 666
Did the OP ever even comment back on this?
What is this ...I don't even
Lol. I love all the interpretations. :D Hell I have no idea what it means.
what is this i dont even...
Noooo! There was a comment that could potentially get on the top 5 loved comments (50 loves in the space of 2 hours) and it was deleted. :'(
I.. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
This is really on the level of the:
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”
famous post, which became a meme...
dam the person that made this became Anonymous =(
I think you need new friends, man.
Welcome to the internet, "wizirdman46," if that is your real name.
Can you speak English?
Best POTD known to man.
even after reading Favvkes' comment, i still dont understand this
What is this I don't even?
Why do you have Sinner's picture?
not creepy at all....
the good korea or the bad one?
I love this
I love you
Win. Win to the Winth power.
multiplied by winning squared
well, he DID say shithole... so,?
are you good at breakdancing?
How come all your other posts are in proper English then?
that means your a foreigner with bad english right?
Double post, my bad.
But you NW'd it.
I see your "d", 21 seconds, I have also seen better...
An American website??!!? Anthony is from England.
are you serious...?
What are you talking about? This was a great post.
Personally, I would rather see something truly funny than just laugh at someone.
@1178029 (ctiscooler): I have no idea what you're talking about.
Hmm.. there's a few things i dont understand about this post...
"God is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer. " ..Does that mean that if a person comes from the future to present day, God would be real? What would he say? Would he be God's messenger telling us God's real? And if he IS a messenger, and he doesnt come, then he wouldnt be able to tell us that God is real. But why would he need to tell us anyway if we're gonna found out eventually in the future?
"and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?".. Now THIS, i honestly dont know.. I think OP is saying that if we made a time machine, then...we would be in the future? what? Well i tried.. maybe a little too much...
He ACTUALLY meant: god, futer, macn- Fuck I don't know...
I just no way'ed almost every one of his posts. You're welcome.
In America, every vote counts. GAH, how can you NOT know that?? Like, OMG! Every one's voice gets heard, even if your candidate doesnt win.
^ that song gets you really pumped up for some nice voting.
It's the thought that counts, right?
Not only did you misspell future, but your rascist against KOREANS!
Paha! You misspelled "racist".
haha and "you're"
If I understand this, I think you're right.
Oh how I love this post
You've forgotten something, OP. If God is real (and I think so), and no one came from the future to confirm this (which it in itself is a fail to say, you cannot confirm that like this), that could just mean the rapture happened before people could make time machines. And theoretically, you could only go back to when the machine was first made. I mean, how could you go back in time, further before the machine was made? You'd be in a paradox.
Hey guys, I'm bored and wanna start a conversation on this legendary post. So, anyone here?
Well, you're here! What is your opinion on laundry detergents that use fluorescent chemicals?
그 사람들은 나빠. 걱정하지마 ^^ 너 영어 공부 잘하겠어, 응?
Wow, just wow.
Is it even possible to make a time machine?
Only with an element that will only be discovered in the futer. http://amirite.net/703151
Dont fight it, just accept.
Look at the number of downvotes
Why would you take a screencap of the number of downvotes when it's already up there?
Hmm, not sure. I probably misread and thought it said 1337.
I READ EVERY FUCKING COMMENT...I MADE IT. SOMEBODY LOVE ME.
This is sad
Um........what does this even mean???
it's like a double rainbow.
T.T I don't get it.
How can you not?
God is real if someone comes from the future. God is not real if no-one comes from the future. We made the time machine also, we were first than the future.
I think the last sentence would be more correct with "we were before the future".
However.. it still doesn't make any fxcking sense.
Ahahahaha. On top of it all, the post doesn't even make sense. I love it :)
On top of it all? What else was funny?
and this is POTD why...?
Grammar. Use it.
No. Just no.
Obvious troll is obvious
*obvious Korean is obvious.
The futer, really? I am sickened by the poor spelling in this post, it breaks my heart...
Who was OP?
No he's not; look at his other posts.
You mean 6?