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Also about water+95Put nicotine in the water. Juul water nicotine. Big idea huge replace flouride with nicotine. Infinite water customers want nicotine water buy nicotine water from me. amirite?
Also about real and cats+26In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?
Also about water pistols+115They should just name water pistols after what they're really for. Call them "Nipple Revealers," amirite?
Also about water+137It would be awesome if they had a water gun theme park, and its like paintball except they have mounted turrets (hoses), snipers (shoot little balloons filled with water), and grenades (water balloons) amirite?
Also about water+233Some survival shows are pretty unrealistic. It's like "Yes, and after I finish collecting my water from the completely pure underground water source I just found, I'm going to pitch the tent I happened to come by in the wilderness. Of course, I'm going to have to look up how to pitch a tent on this netbook with built-in wi-fi that I caught with my BARE HANDS", amirite?