+5,230 I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

GENIUS!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ok this made me laugh hard! at first im like "oh wow an emo post" then read the keyboard thing and just burst out laughing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha i LOVE THIS :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sometimes you find something so awesome that you couldn't care less whether or not the person stole it from somewhere else. This is one of those times.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I did steal it, but I figured that posting it anonymously would make it OK. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Took me a moment to get it, but once I did: epic lols! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'll bet everyone here read it twice

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I did. And then I laughed till my eyes bled.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well, I laughed til I died! beat that!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I laughed til I died... and then my lifeless corpse continued to laugh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You win.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Do I get a prize? :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes. The pride of winning. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's a lame prize. :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you can gloat to others.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was clever. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ah! Took me awhile, but I got it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But do you have any other options left? D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I dont get it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

look at the keys on your keyboard theres Home, Esc, End, Ctrl,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hm, well I guess.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, I get it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

By the way, on a Mac's keyboard there's no Home or End. But I still got it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mac can suck it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How bout no

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ditto!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There are home and end buttons on my mac keyboard... :O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think they are on a Mac/iMac, but not Macbooks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, certainly I did not get this post, then I realized, home, esc and control, all on an average keyboard. Who would disagree?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

people who said no way, do not get the joke

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hence are retards.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HEY! HEY APPLE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I got it the first time i read it, but only b/c it's posted in "tech."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Posts like this are the reason I'm on this site

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Me too! Awesome post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i have the same problem lol, there arent any letters on this keyboard either, im just glad i know where the backspace is :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh so freaking clever. I just might die.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That'd be nice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're clever too? You guys should get married.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You put a question mark for no reason?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's called a rhetorical question. Look it up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

... no it wasn't, it was a statement, with a question mark on it, maybe you should look it up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

^ I like you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're nice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually you're wrong. "you're clever too?" is a question.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow Carmela, who shoved the stick up your butt? Relax, it was funny!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unlike what you just said.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What I just said wasn't supposed to be funny. I was merely asking why you are being such a downer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm just expressing my opninion. And then Anonymous starting fighting with me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hmmmmmm. I just don't see why you don't like it.... everyone has their opinions, I suppose.... I just don't understand yours :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You remind me of Carmella Spats from A Series of Unfortunate Events..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like you, too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How witty.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is clever, but to me it definitely isn't haha funny. It's not even lol worthy. I just sort of barely chuckled on the inside.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh my goodness!! Everyone just needs to calm down ok? It's my opinion. I have mine and you have yours.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Right, yeah, but they're stating theirs just as you stated yours.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ok, just stop. It's over.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

relax, its just a post... O_O everyone needs to calm down

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am calm. Goodness.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahahaha. If it were really over you would have shut up by now. ^_^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How many days has it been? Just stop. Don't reply. Kay? Kay.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how bout you take your own advice? god. grow up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

STOP! No one reply anymore! Let's just end this, it's childish on both parts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol who died and made u king?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wager it was the previous king.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I do believe I love you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

CAN YOU READ? I said DON'T reply. OK? Just don't reply to this ok?? Good! It will all be over. Done with. Don't reply ok? KAY.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

CAN YOU READ? I said DON'T reply. OK? Just don't reply to this ok?? Good! It will all be over. Done with. Don't reply ok? KAY. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

-cough- failure. You still replied to what I said...mhm. If you reply to this you're admitting you're stupid, have no friends, and you like to eat childern. WOOHOO. So don't reply!! I DON'T CARE WHO HAS THE LAST WORD DON'T REPLY THIS IS LAME.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But what about the people out there who really are stupid, have no friends, and like to eat children. (you know, animal children, not human children.) I feel offended.... P.S. Just stating my OPINION. :))

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lolll. i love how youre saying your standards of me replying apply to me and not you. you're entertaining.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hey heysoulsister. I think you're funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL you are hilarious

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lalalala everyone sing it to break up the tension c'mon lalalala elmo's world lalalala lalalala elmo's world. elmo loves his gold fish, his crayon, too. .... and thats elmos world.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Uhhhhh agreed uhhhhh what else can we do to break the tension..... C IS FOR COOKIE, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow repost times 50000000??!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How about not?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Im wit u (@331770), even tho im 17. Some people say the grossest things, even when its got nothin to do with the subject!!! As for the post, i think its pretty clever. lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wasn't sure where this was going for a minute...I read the keyboard thing. Nice. It was a shitbrix moment for sure.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i get the joke i just think its stupid and not funny... cause i've read it a lot of times before.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ALREADY PPSTED LIKE 80 MILLION TIMES! and this is very unoriginal

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I didn't realize there could be such vicious fights in the comment section. @HomoJimmy, you're going to have to take THAT business elsewhere. You're creeping everyone out. I'm a 13 year old girl, too! Do you really wanna be saying that, now that you know who's listening?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how about everyone reports homojimmy and IGNORE him!! hes just a stupid troll and you're all feeding him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAH I just got it..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

is it wrong that i pressed the end button to type this comment? then press home to get back up? :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are people seriously 'No Way'ing this because they don't find it particularly humorous, or because it's a repeat? News Flash, half the posts on this sites are repeated from somewhere else, and also, there is a certain cunning irony to it that may not make you laugh out loud, but is certainly commendable to whoever originally thought of it. Not that it matters. >_>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow...Took me a while to get it. : Read it a few weeks ago, and I finally just got it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago