+520 That gum commercial says that, in a lifetime, the average person spends over 20,000 minutes kissing. What I'd like to know is, what if you are anything but average? What if you are really ugly, or really hot. What if you don't have lips, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, that's not average, then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Beat me to it. It says "Average" and your asking what if your not "Average"...? Wtf

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"What if you don't have lips?" XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you don't have lips, you are like that song by the Shins, Kissing the Lipless. :-*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...Average depends on where you are. That's a really stupid commercial.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"The average person". The average person looks average. If you were really hot, really ugly, or lipless, you wouldn't be average. The commercial only mentions average people. Bam.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If yu are not average then yu probies wont spend 20,000 minutes kissing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You'd probably spend 21356493526 minutes or 0.5. Depends on age and luck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or the average whore?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's about 2 weeks

by Anonymous 12 years ago