The perfect pet is a pet rock. It doesn't need food, you don't have to walk it, it doesn't pee in your hand, plus you can throw it at people you don't like, amirite?

+1,235 The perfect pet is a pet rock. It doesn't need food, you don't have to walk it, it doesn't pee in your hand, plus you can throw it at people you don't like, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But also, it has a warm heart and it is perfect for hugging and keeping you company.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was little, I had a pet rock.I don't know why, but she was talking in a russian accent <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SIC 'EM, BOY!! *throws rock*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cat doesn't need food, I don't have to walk it, it doesn't pee in my hand, and I can throw it at people, regardless of whether or not I like them. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made my day hahahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I tried to keep a rock but it died :[

by Anonymous 13 years ago