+951 Drivers: It's better to be five minutes late for your meeting than fifty years early for your funeral, please slow down. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

better Mr. Late XYZ not Late Mr. XYZ

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Move to the slow lane before I clobber you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow. really? fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Five minutes late= Fired= No Job= No Food= death

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uh leave 5 minutes earlier so you can get their on time duh then you don't have to speed to work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago