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A paper cut is the paper's way of saying, "If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter, but this is the best I can do," amirite?

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Hey guys! if you were a tree, how would you get on amirite?
You would LOG in! Oh gosh I crack myself up

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +129Reply
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@Montana I'm a bit stumped here.

Open your mind and let it branch out, then you'll get it.

MartellusBosss avatar MartellusBoss Yeah You Are +25Reply
@MartellusBoss Open your mind and let it branch out, then you'll get it.

We could beat around the bush with this one, but I'm just gonna get to the roots of the situation.

@Montana We could beat around the bush with this one, but I'm just gonna get to the roots of the situation.

Good luck, but be careful in your digging. If you talk to the wrong person, they might just decide to trunk-ate your life right then and there.

MartellusBosss avatar MartellusBoss Yeah You Are +8Reply
@KickAss This is probably one of the most fruitless pun wars I've ever seen....

Sorry I took so long reply, I have a cold and slept the day away. It was actually pretty great, but I swear, I've been sycamore this year than all other years combined.

MartellusBosss avatar MartellusBoss Yeah You Are +3Reply
@MartellusBoss Sorry I took so long reply, I have a cold and slept the day away. It was actually pretty great, but I swear, I've...

Hmm, I'm having to pine for more puns, but let's spruce things up a bit and say no more a-corny puns?

@Montana We could beat around the bush with this one, but I'm just gonna get to the roots of the situation.

Yew guys sound like anemones going at it... and to think, I thought yew guys were fronds for the longest time.

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@1669006

How did I miss that? ono smilie

lol nice way of putting it!

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@237045

I hope you're happy.

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Funnyplantss avatar Funnyplants Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Funnyplants

I swear to god, everyone on this show has some sort of mental illness

half of them have complete psychobitch breakdowns on a monthly basis, one wants to be a tree, one feeds off of happiness and breaks into complete hysterics when she's alone, one is going to die studying... Why is this marketed towards little girps?

GryndStones avatar GryndStone Yeah You Are +2Reply

1. Write this post on a piece of paper
2. Read the paper

THAT is that paper's way of saying "If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter, but this is the best I can do."

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +4Reply
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@1668487

Shhhh. Anthony. We don't question the favvkes. Just leave her in a padded cell. She'll be okay.

@1668487

The paper would say that because you wrote it on the paper.

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It's more like, the three is going "Bitch, you cut me, I cut you"

I don't know, paper cuts are pretty damn vicious...

Why are these trees so hateful that they want to give you splinters?

death_or_glorys avatar death_or_glory Yeah You Are 0Reply
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@1668495

Oh, so do you work with them laila?

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@1668668

that made me feel ashamed. then I went outside and fired my m16 at islamic targets for a while and felt better

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@1668677

RPG's blow them into such small pieces I can't teabag them afterwards.

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@1668681

I'll go with the pussy way out ;)

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@1668700

You shouldn't have.

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@1668706

u smilie ... WHAT oooooohhh igi now

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@death_or_glory Why are these trees so hateful that they want to give you splinters?

They're still bitter about their Ent brothers being cut down by Saruman

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +6Reply
@death_or_glory Why are these trees so hateful that they want to give you splinters?

Because you killed them and sliced their bodies into thin sheets of paper.

@Brettward95 Because you killed them and sliced their bodies into thin sheets of paper.

I didn't do anything to them I am merely using their remains, if when i die my remains are to be used for something constructive i would be happy. It'd be like my organs killing the person they were donated to because another human killed me.

death_or_glorys avatar death_or_glory Yeah You Are +3Reply
@death_or_glory I didn't do anything to them I am merely using their remains, if when i die my remains are to be used for something...

That would be such a sweet movie. Donated organs are just like "Fuck this shit" and go all John Carter on some sick dude's insides.

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@1668654

I'm always disgusted with me.

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@1668669

It's okay. It's mostly fun.

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@1668537

ur so random haha lol (:

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Blearslyrarer ur so random haha lol (:

sorry, i just cant stop thinking about that sweet, sweet change

Slewiss avatar Slewis Yeah You Are +1Reply
@littlehottie1234 hahahahah(:

Or, you could favourite. (nod)

I'd like to be a tree.

@OnePenguin I'd like to be a tree.

I'd like to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden in the shade

Paper cuts are usually worse then splinters.

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