+2,540 A paper cut is the paper's way of saying, "If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter, but this is the best I can do," amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Paper cuts are usually worse then splinters.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

eh, it depends on where the splinter is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol nice way of putting it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahahah(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or, you could favourite. (nod)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey guys! if you were a tree, how would you get on amirite? You would LOG in! Oh gosh I crack myself up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a bit stumped here. hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Open your mind and let it branch out, then you'll get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We could beat around the bush with this one, but I'm just gonna get to the roots of the situation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good luck, but be careful in your digging. If you talk to the wrong person, they might just decide to trunk-ate your life right then and there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tree puns seem to be very poplar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yew have no idea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some tree joaks are downright birchy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is probably one of the most fruitless pun wars I've ever seen....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry I took so long reply, I have a cold and slept the day away. It was actually pretty great, but I swear, I've been sycamore this year than all other years combined.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm, I'm having to pine for more puns, but let's spruce things up a bit and say no more a-corny puns?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yew guys sound like anemones going at it... and to think, I thought yew guys were fronds for the longest time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Write this post on a piece of paper 2. Read the paper THAT is that paper's way of saying "If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter, but this is the best I can do."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want whatever you're taking

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are these trees so hateful that they want to give you splinters?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're still bitter about their Ent brothers being cut down by Saruman

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because you killed them and sliced their bodies into thin sheets of paper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't do anything to them I am merely using their remains, if when i die my remains are to be used for something constructive i would be happy. It'd be like my organs killing the person they were donated to because another human killed me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be such a sweet movie. Donated organs are just like "Fuck this shit" and go all John Carter on some sick dude's insides.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyhs-Lu7y50

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I swear to god, everyone on this show has some sort of mental illness half of them have complete psychobitch breakdowns on a monthly basis, one wants to be a tree, one feeds off of happiness and breaks into complete hysterics when she's alone, one is going to die studying... Why is this marketed towards little girps?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because girps love this shit, bro!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd like to be a tree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd like to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden in the shade

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's more like, the three is going "Bitch, you cut me, I cut you"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know, paper cuts are pretty damn vicious...

by Anonymous 13 years ago