+641 Your friends have yelled something obscene while you were talking to your parents over the phone, trying to get your parents to comment. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Pass the weed!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Come back to bed!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Put your fucking pants on you slut!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once, my friend brought over an extra shirt she wanted to show us, and she tried it in the bathroom and showed us then changed back to her regular shirt. Later, my boyfriend's dad was on the phone, and my friend lost her shirt that she showed us and goes, "WHERE'S MY SHIRT?" XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend's current pick: You let him do what?! It's a classic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"_____, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!!" <- my friends' current favorite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, you going to share that weed?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Baby! Where are my pants?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. pass the bong 2. wheres your shirt 3. tell your mom how much fun we are having in my room

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. smoke it or pass it!2.No i will not take off my pants for you3.put your pants back on4.Dude you got the drugs5.shit! we forgot the condoms6. ugh ohhh yeaaaaaaa take it offf7.dude you smoked half pass it already! 8.Is that the hooker we called?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MARY! PUT YOUR PANTS ON! Hey, can I get a little more of that? HARDER HARDER HARDER! Hey Mary! Join us for a threesome! You slut, take the bra off your head. I knew you were stoned..but not THAT bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago