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You feel like you just witnessed something no other human-being has when you see the paper man distribute the papers in the wee hours of the morning. amirite?

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Sometimes when you've been up all night and the newspaper guy comes at like 4am and you're laying on the driveway with your sister looking at the stars, the the paper man is suddenly a serial killer that we all must run from

I saw a paper boy the other day and I was like OHSHIT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS ONLY EXISTED ON TV. Yeah...

o.o i've never seen that in my life actually

Anonymous +12Reply

:D OP you made my day by using the word "wee" :)

Anonymous +10Reply
@:D OP you made my day by using the word "wee" :)

YESS! That's the only reason I voted yes to this. :)

never actually seen the guy, but i bet it'll be exciting when i do(:

lol, like I'd ever wake up that early.

I deliver those papers and its always fun to see people's excited faces when they see me

@Chromana Nah, they're just pedophiles.

:O oh crap! come to think of it, there is a bear in my route that is always happy to see me...

the_fresh_princes avatar the_fresh_prince Yeah You Are +10Reply

I bet you've never seen me though

haha, i always think of the paperman as a strange muscular convict wearing little kids clothes on a tiny bicycle with a sensitive mind, but i've never witnessed his comings and goings...it would be so cool tho

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are +5Reply

My paperboy delievers them at 9 at night. :/

Anonymous +2Reply
@My paperboy delievers them at 9 at night. :/

What? Papers are still being written at 9. That doesn't make any sense.

@BreakfastFan What? Papers are still being written at 9. That doesn't make any sense.

We also get Saturday AND Sunday papers on Saturdays. Don't ask me.

Anonymous 0Reply
@We also get Saturday AND Sunday papers on Saturdays. Don't ask me.

Thats weird. Sounds like your editor is either really lazy or has some really good inside sources.

My paperboy comes at 3 pm. :b I always see him.

I've seen this on facebook.. Or somewhere. WHEN THE HELL ARE PEOPLE GONNA BE ORIGINAL?

Pugs avatar Pug No Way +1Reply

When school starts, my bus comes at 6 in the morning. I always see them :P

Anonymous 0Reply

You're kidding ; this post is awesome!

9876098s avatar 9876098 Yeah You Are 0Reply

I've seen the streetlights turn on in the morning because of 5:30 am swim practice.

I never ever seen him before. I'm always sleeping when he comes, and if I have school that day, I'm always in the shower.

Anonymous 0Reply

I've delivered papers before. To 7/11 and stuff though not houses. With my dad

The paper MAN in our neighborhood is a creepy old guy with a pickup truck. He just throw to paper on your driveway in the middle of the day.

if all these people have seen him, then doesn't that defeat the idea of the post?

Anonymous 0Reply

I get up and leave before the mailman, its called cross country practice

Anonymous +12Reply

Fuck you OP piece of shit mother fucker.

Anonymous -4Reply

This is the dumbest post of the day I've had the misfortune to see yet.

Anonymous -13Reply

Wtf? Are you high?

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