You: Maybe if I open this bag really slowly, no one will hear it...*slowly starts to open bag* CRUSHCRUSHBOOMBOOMGUNSHOTKAPOWWIE. *bag is open* Person: "Give me some!" You: "Ah..fuck...", amirite?

+431 You: Maybe if I open this bag really slowly, no one will hear it...*slowly starts to open bag* CRUSHCRUSHBOOMBOOMGUNSHOTKAPOWWIE. *bag is open* Person: "Give me some!" You: "Ah..fuck...", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate people who demand your food. Seriously, at least say please. Although you really should just wait until you're offered some.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha great sound effects

by Anonymous 13 years ago