+1,010 "Do you ride kangaroos in Australia?" "No, do you ride fat people in America?" amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

First, fat people aren't native animals of the United States. Second, You must meet some screwed up Americans if they don't know that you don't ride kangaroos.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Everyday. =D

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Purple cow its called a joke chill out

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Nah, but we do ride sluts.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Fat sluts. :p

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Hahaha! I actually know some Americans (I'm American) that actually do think Australians ride kangaroos and that British people sit around drinking tea all day and say stuff like "Pip, pip, cheerio!"

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I know that's not ALL they do

by Anonymous 15 years ago

you mean they don't?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Are you kidding? Do you know how long it would take us to get anywhere if we rode them? We eat them silly.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I've never met anybody who has thought that.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

People in America (except maybe little kids) don't really think that.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

australians are jerks... you guys are just as fat and uneducated as us americans

by Anonymous 15 years ago

We wouldnt get very far if we rode fat people everywhere. BUT! we should probably start. Then theyd lose weight and be skinnyish and in shape

by Anonymous 15 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 15 years ago

We ride surfboards.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wanna ride a kangaroo... Fat people are too hard to mount =D

by Anonymous 14 years ago