you don't have a job, amirite?

I check amirite like its my job ☺

I have a job working the corner every night ; )

This recession's really taking a toll on the amirite community.

I'd love to have a job, but not many people in my town are looking to hire a seventeen-year-old twerp.
What's really annoying me at the moment is that I applied for a job at a WalGreens I frequent, but they hired a different seventeen-year-old twerp, and the last time I stopped by for chocolate and nail polish she was snide about my dog.

I've been applying for jobs since I turned 15 and have had one interview, but they didn't hire me because they wanted to hire people that went to a specific high school and I went to the other one in the area. Everyone wants to hire people that have experience, but no one will give me experience, so I can't get experience. It's a sad cycle :(

I have a job. All year. $_$ ... how do you think i can afford all my bitches?

i should probably get one...oh im such a lazy ass

I've been trying to get a job for 3 years now and still haven't found one...

I have a summer one, but avidly looking for a regular job

Im 14 so... No i do not

I have two jobs and i am going to college.

Although it depends on what you mean... I don't have a permanent job, but I have one for the summer.

I have a seasonal job -___-

Is being a full-time student considered a job?