Competition for college in our generation is going to be rough, due to all the MLIA-ers getting extra credit on their tests for drawing ninjas, amirite?

And because everyone has a 4.0 GPA

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whats more important: Grades, or the ability to be faster than 80 percent of all snakes?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What's more important: The ability to comment on the POTD or making funny comments?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're PMSing pretty hard huh?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/22579

by Anonymous 14 years ago

which is more important: the ability to be faster than 80% of snakes or the ability to tell if a snake is aggressive and poisonous or not?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Snakes can't be poisonous, you mean venomous :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is correct, poisonous implies that the toxin is ingested, whereas venom indicates that the toxin is injected by the animal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You always have replies to the first comment on the POTD....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Every time I hear MLIA, I think of facebook. *Sigh* says a lot about my social life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Every time I hear MLIA, I think of the incredibly long time I wasted there while I could have been here. Then I cut myself and listen to Enya.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Needless to say, you blew my mind.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"MIND . BLOWN"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1168073 (Anonymous): I made a comment that I thought would be ironic and turns out the responses got more positive reviews, MLIA.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made my day

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Instant access into heaven, no?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Youre on to me. Welcome to heaven. dont tell anyone

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sure no one will figure it out. Your username is very subtle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The only people who call "MLIA-ers" "MLIA-ers" are "MLIA-ers."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then, following your logic, it should also be true that the only people who call plumbers plumbers are plumbers.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly. There's no reason for each scenario involving different aspects of life and occupations to be unique.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is that a Pear or an Ovary?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pear. I don't think ovaries should be green -.-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unless you beat her for not making good sammiches.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I call them toilet wizards.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YOU just called them "MLIAers".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wouldn't it have been better to emphasize the 'just' instead of the 'You'?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

mind blown...?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Allegedly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"So want are your special skills?" "I can draw ninjas and my mind blows without hurting my body"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"I'm also very good with crayons and build an excellent blanket fort. Here are my references. That's my boyfriend, my former employer, and my Best. Teacher. Ever."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Even the ninja's can't get into a good college anymore due to this factor. If people care so much about education, they'd kill anyone who goes to MLIA regularly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Today, I was in my biology class and I said some happy potter quote which got the girl of my dreams. Also, the teacher was like "extra credit and glow sticks FOR EVERYONE!" I'm now the most popular kid at my school and somehow I have a full ride to college. Best day ever? I think so! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mind. Blown. You're a keeper.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This comment is now for my friend Jerry. I got this on the homepage for you, man!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...Jerry the Red Text? Anyone? No one? Oh. .-.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

AND THEN we had a nerf battle with the teacher

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And then an old lady ran past in full spongebob costume which restored your faith in the elderly. BEST. OLD LADY. EVER!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well you are not going to to get the girl of your dreams if you call him "happy potter"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol I can't believe I typed that. You're the first person to mention that... oh well.. haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

During my anthropology study session, my professor said he wanted to show us the best paper on how have Foucault, Wolf, Marx and Gramsci contributed to anthropological understandings of power. It was a random sketch of them fighting with swords. He didn't give him any credit although he liked it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My favourite POTD so far!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BEST. POTD. EVER.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wanna go play with my lightsabers in walmart?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HELL YEAH!!! OMGAAAHHHH LIKE CAN WE DRESS UP AND EVERYTHING??!!!?!questionmark!!!?exclamationmark?!?!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ZOMG ILL BE PACMAN,AND YOU CAN BE A SQUID. AND WE'LL GO GET SOME PEOPLE TO BE CHERRIES AND STUFF AND RUN AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then the police will stop you, but only to give you a high five and a bag of twizzlers.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and then we'll all come to my house and make magic wands out of macaroni.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

While playing "the floor is lava"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Damnit, call safety, I'm going to be late to work.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not Twizzlers, Red Vines, the official snack of Harry Potter nerds everywhere.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If I were a teacher, I would respond by giving them a recommendation letter that's just a picture of a snowman, just to be a douche.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

To be a bigger douche you could wear a douche costume while drawing the snowman.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wrote this a while ago...Today, i was in a snuggie watching a harry potter marathon eating twizzlers while playing transformer Vs power ranger on my couch, when all of a sudden a pirate comes into my house, then a ninja tackles him, crunching all of my leaves! Then my sister complained about a guy ruinng new moon for her and how her computer rejected her miley cyrus CD.So shot her with a nerf gun. Then a guy who sneezed at the same time as me gave me his number. Which i put into mystery google, and waved to a cop who didnt give me a ticket.Later at school i typed goodinto google but not into yahoo, so my tacher gave me full credit because of the dinosaur i drew.Then we played the floor is lava and a quiet girl said "that's what she said!" and jumped out of the room without getting burnt. then at walmart i bought a big pack of red bulls, to help me find narnia with my preverted grandmother and went home to read cliches and play farmville in my fort Soul mate.Best.day.ever. Made my

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I actually did pass a midterm thanks to a drawing once, in 10th grade. It was a crying anime girl rather than a ninja though. But that was because the teachers knew that if I passed all the classes i would switch classes the next year and they'd get rid of me. (my absolute favourite was the really strict math teacher that gave me two As for my final test...which consisted of my writing a 3-page-essay on how math teachers from around the school will benefit from my passing, since none will have to face me again).

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really don't believe you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't believe any of the MLIAS I used to see.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, seriously. Then again, I guess being a problem student helped with that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Was it totally awesome and MADE.YOUR.YEAR?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Well it was pretty awesome. My year was made when I actually passed the Latin exam though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And just think, these are only the *average* people you gotta compete with...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's a shame, before the site became super lame I love it. It was so addicting for some reason. One of my posts was one of the best of page, and now it's not even worth bragging rights because the site got so pathetic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't desire to bash amirite, but I feel like it makes us look like filthy, rotten, dirty snakes for us to have our POTD be slandering another website, especially one whence a lot of us came. It makes us look cheap and immature, I feel. But that's only my one, small opinion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

seconded

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I took a shower about an hour ago, so nope, I'm clean.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A lot of dirty can happen in an hour... hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's like finally escaping from Cuba, where you were ruled by a dictator, only to be angry when people say bad things about Cuba.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Back in my day, if you were from Cuba, we'd beatcha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's because we are filthy, rotten, dirty snakes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha one time the question was "what is a mudra" and my answer was something about seadragons that run rampant in the baltic sea, and all i got was the question wrong and a appointment with the vice principals

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I tried doing that on FML, but I ended up flunking the class. If only I didn't live in a pirate world...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

See that ninja I drew right there? Didn't think so.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MLIA just turned into a pissing contest with how much weird shit can happen in a day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Post from MLIA "Today, I went in MLIT for the first time, and looked at the top 100. I love how the top 5 comments were all dissing Twilight, and am reassured that some of the people on that site are not hopeless, they're just MLIAers. MLIA " My comment: "Ironically, they're still hopeless."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Liar: http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/2991101/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Best POTD ever? I think so!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh and let's not forget the people who's "last dying wish" was to get on MLIA's homepage.

by Anonymous 14 years ago