+914 Whatever happened to the days when insults had class? For instance... Lady Nancy Astor: 'Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.' Winston Churchill: 'Nancy, if I were your husband, I would drink it.' amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That comeback easily made my day!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Winston Churchill FTW. One time, he was drinking and a woman told him "you're drunk". He replied "and you're ugly. In the morning, I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

got to love Churchill i always say that and very few people say Churchill's response back

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i really dont get that comeback but...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He's saying that he'd rather die than have her as a wife.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL i remember that. any other good come backs? :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sorry. I left my comeback in your mom's mouth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol I saw that coming I thought you were gonna say something like "comeback? If i wanted my cum back I'd wipe it off your mom's face" But's that's a good one too :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It doesn't have to stop the sticks and stones here if you want the world going around again, but faster. - Oprah

by Anonymous 13 years ago