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Whatever happened to the days when insults had class? For instance... Lady Nancy Astor: 'Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.' Winston Churchill: 'Nancy, if I were your husband, I would drink it.' amirite?

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Winston Churchill FTW. One time, he was drinking and a woman told him "you're drunk". He replied "and you're ugly. In the morning, I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly".

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This is why Winston Churchill is awesome.

That comeback easily made my day!

Anonymous +4Reply

LOL i remember that.
any other good come backs? :D

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +1Reply
@TheCombatWombat I'm sorry. I left my comeback in your mom's mouth.

lol I saw that coming
I thought you were gonna say something like
"comeback? If i wanted my cum back I'd wipe it off your mom's face"
But's that's a good one too :]

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +2Reply
@TalkingRice lol I saw that coming I thought you were gonna say something like "comeback? If i wanted my cum back I'd wipe it...

It doesn't have to stop the sticks and stones here if you want the world going around again, but faster. - Oprah

got to love Churchill i always say that and very few people say Churchill's response back

i really dont get that comeback but...

Anonymous -3Reply
@i really dont get that comeback but...

He's saying that he'd rather die than have her as a wife.

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