+557 It would suck if farts came out colored. Everyone would be able to tell it was you, and chances are it would be a nasty color like puke green or dark brown. It'd make so many situations embarrassing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When that happens its called poop...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are things called wet farts you know...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They wouldn't see it considering the person probably has pants on

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine would be purple and neon orange.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That doesn't sound very healthy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, but it sounds pretty awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you're a unicorn... or a humicorn... or a humicoruppy...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think if it were like that, then farting would be a more acceptable thing and not something to laugh at. Everyone farts 14 times a day, so even if you don't smell or hear them, people always do it no matter where they're at.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brown is called poop. I hope your crap isn't puke green though. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago