My first word should have been "quote", so that right before I die I could say "end-quote", amirite?

Hahaa, but wasn't that on a comedy show?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's from Stephen Wright.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I swear, I've seen this before, Repeat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I swear, I've seen this before, repeat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mocking me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What? No. I was just doing as you said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Huh... .-.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...You said to repeat, so I did. Gosh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL, no this is a repeat..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no this is a

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you are a genius

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, this is Patrick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You is so dumb. For reals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is... American Idol!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brilliant.. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/guinness-brilliant.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YEAH YOU ARE x 1000000000

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the lamest thing I've ever heard. Get a life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He/she does have a life. A very good, quotable life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait...Life cereal or the game Life?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So if he gets a life should he start it by saying 'quote'?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't hate this post, even if you didn't acknowledge the original author. I like the idea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....But who would you be quoting? Yourself??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats the idea

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it does seem logical but even if your first word was quote you would not know when you would die so you would not be able to say end quote. The only exception of this is if you committed suicide as you would be able to say it before you died. Summing up this could never happen in real life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(stating the facts): Lol @ you user name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(stating the facts): Not really. You could say this and kill yourself, or say this and never speak again, or if you were laying in your deathbed and knew you were about to die you could say it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(stating the facts): don't try ruining our fun!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(stating the facts): have you never heard of people having last words?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wholy Cheez that would be So COOl

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My first word was "Chitty Chitty." That way, if someone ever holds me at gunpoint and asks me "any last words?" I can say "Bang Bang."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I have a baby I'm going to teach him the word "quote" instead of "dad" so that'll be his first word. =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First word!? That's offensive to people who are mute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm eating Zubat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I've already been eaten.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait, are you male or female cause this could get weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

e_O nasty..... I'm a boy zubat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup, a few POTDs ago, by me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does nobody else find it funny that the OP is not getting credit for this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Packers > Bears, biiiiiiiitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, just no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i agree that the bears are the underdog but i have to remain true to my team :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm going to make SURE that that is my first child's first word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's the only thing i'm gonna say to my kid if i ever have one for the first few months of its life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

deep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BANANA MILKSHAKES

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just said "Quote" right now, a bit late, but still counts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

However, if you're unable to say "end-quote" or forget to, your whole life is forever cursed as being grammatically incorrect. Are you mad?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quite genius :) Congratulations on being super rad :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some of these comments get so off topic, also, anyone here like kittens?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

KITTENS? THATS OFFENSIVE TO DOGS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wish my first word was "legen..." and my last, "...dary."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're not quite as awesome as me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

legen... wtf is legen?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"It's going to be legen, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dary." - Me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kay, fuck what everyone else thinks, this is one of the best posts I've seen on here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly, I wish my first words were, "Let me tell you a story", and my dying words would be, "The end."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My last words will definitely be: 'About to die?! That's offensive to people about to be born!'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's one long ass quote

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this post is deliciously awesome. yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or your first word could be "Action" and right before you die you could say "Cut".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago