My first word was "Chitty Chitty." That way, if someone ever holds me at gunpoint and asks me "any last words?" I can say "Bang Bang."
When I have a baby I'm going to teach him the word "quote" instead of "dad" so that'll be his first word. =D
I'm eating Zubat.
I think I've already been eaten.....
wait, are you male or female cause this could get weird.
e_O nasty..... I'm a boy zubat
Yup, a few POTDs ago, by me.
However, if you're unable to say "end-quote" or forget to, your whole life is forever cursed as being grammatically incorrect.
Are you mad?
I'm eating chips. They are Zubat's chips.
HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP GETTING MY CHIPS!?!?!?
(Chip-Eater): I did this first. You are a complete ripoff. eats chips
(The Chip Eater.): Don't you mean....CHip-off?
Oh God....that was bad...
hahaha, i actually laughed a bit when i read that.
Well you're probably the only one, and just because you like to laugh. :P
(The Chip Eater.): True, but I got them first.
I just did
First word!? That's offensive to people who are mute.
Mute?! That's offensive to remote controls!
Dear God. Please. Don't do this to us.
;D he started it.
Remote controls? Thats offensive to people without tvs
tvs?! That's offensive to computers!
I brought this combo into this world and I can take it out of this world. GAME OVER.
GAME OVER? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO THE GAME!!
I just lost the game.
DAMN YOU, YOU SICK BASTARD! HRGIUHWERGHKERHGQERHGKQREHGIUQERGIPUHJ
I had like a good 6 months going! But now it's ruined! RUINED.
Sick bastard? That's offensive to people who have a disease!
People! That's offensive to robots!
OLD?! THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO THE YOUNG!
OFFENSIVE? THATS MEAN TO THE PEOPLE THAT ARE OFFENDED!
MEAN! THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE NICE!
WHO? THATS OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW OTHER PEOPLE!
DON'T??! THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO THE WORDS DO NOT, BECAUSE THEY HATE BEING TOGETHER.
HATE?THATS OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE THAT LIKE!
LIKE?! THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO THAT GIRL WHO STARES AT YOU FROM BEHIND THE DOOR WHILE SHE PICTURES YOU NAKED WHILST MASTURBATING!
Wait a minute... What?
Think about it. Look for her. Find her. Fuck her repeatedly.
I don't hate this post, even if you didn't acknowledge the original author. I like the idea.
Honestly, I wish my first words were, "Let me tell you a story", and my dying words would be, "The end."
....But who would you be quoting? Yourself??
thats the idea
Wholy Cheez that would be So COOl
Hahaa, but wasn't that on a comedy show?
It's from Stephen Wright.
Does nobody else find it funny that the OP is not getting credit for this?
Packers > Bears, biiiiiiiitch.
i agree that the bears are the underdog but i have to remain true to my team :P
No, just no.
that's the only thing i'm gonna say to my kid if i ever have one for the first few months of its life
You just said "Quote" right now, a bit late, but still counts.
i wish my first word was "legen..." and my last, "...dary."
You're not quite as awesome as me.
legen... wtf is legen?
"It's going to be legen, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dary." - Me.
I'm going to make SURE that that is my first child's first word.
Some of these comments get so off topic, also, anyone here like kittens?
KITTENS? THATS OFFENSIVE TO DOGS!
My last words will definitely be: 'About to die?! That's offensive to people about to be born!'
Or your first word could be "Action" and right before you die you could say "Cut".
Quite genius :)
Congratulations on being super rad :)
YEAH YOU ARE x 1000000000
maybe your last word could be Ernie?
Ha, I love how you said train instead of teach.
I like penis.
That's one long ass quote
this post is deliciously awesome.
Kay, fuck what everyone else thinks, this is one of the best posts I've seen on here.
I swear, I've seen this before, Repeat.
I swear, I've seen this before, repeat.
What? No. I was just doing as you said.
...You said to repeat, so I did.
LOL, no this is a repeat..
No, this is Patrick.
no this is a
you are a genius
You is so dumb. For reals.
This is... American Idol!
it does seem logical but even if your first word was quote you would not know when you would die so you would not be able to say end quote. The only exception of this is if you committed suicide as you would be able to say it before you died. Summing up this could never happen in real life
(stating the facts): Lol @ you user name
(stating the facts): Not really. You could say this and kill yourself, or say this and never speak again, or if you were laying in your deathbed and knew you were about to die you could say it.
(stating the facts): don't try ruining our fun!
Then she wouldn't be acting smart.
(stating the facts): have you never heard of people having last words?
That's the lamest thing I've ever heard. Get a life.
He/she does have a life. A very good, quotable life.
Wait...Life cereal or the game Life?
So if he gets a life should he start it by saying 'quote'?