Everyone uses the excuse "I burnt myself with my curling iron" when they get a hickey... but then you ACTUALLY burn yourself with a curling iron and use the same line, and no one believes you. amirite?

+171 Everyone uses the excuse "I burnt myself with my curling iron" when they get a hickey... but then you ACTUALLY burn yourself with a curling iron and use the same line, and no one believes you. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And sometimes it's vice versa.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never lied about hickeys. Also hickies don't blister and scab with time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know someone who passed one off as a big bite that they scratched into a small red rash.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bug bite*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought people said they were hit with a paintball on their necks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha, never heard that one. When I was in sixth grade, one of my classmates bragged about a hickey.

by Anonymous 12 years ago