+205 If you took all the Chuck Norris jokes and replaced them with Betty White the world would be a happier place! For example "Betty White walked into town with an erection there where no survivors.", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Betty White could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never heard that Chuck Norris joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me either. And of all the Chuck Norris jokes, they picked that one. This had the opportunity to be funnier.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Betty White owns three rottweilers and two pitt bulls, yet when you go to her house, all you see are "Beware of Betty White" signs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jesus Christ on rollerskates my brain. I don't want to see anything anymore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago