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Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, no body scores, and it's billion fans insist you just don't understand, amirite?

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Anybody watching the Ghana-Uruguay game right now would know how FUCKING AWESOME soccer is.
Shut up all you fucktard haters.

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@Anybody watching the Ghana-Uruguay game right now would know how FUCKING AWESOME soccer is. Shut up all you...

shutup... I love baseball, a lot of people don't. I wouldn't call those people fucktards for not liking what I like.

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Anonymous -1Reply

Twilight is a waste of time. Soccer is an amazing sport that everyone in the world likes unlike twilight.

Anonymous +4Reply

Maybe if you guys can just laugh at stuff that's funny. I like soccer, but this is still fucking hilarious.

GUYS!!! THIS WAS TAKEN FROM TWITTER!! And it was also on the iPod app funny pics! This person has COMPLETELY stolen this!

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@GUYS!!! THIS WAS TAKEN FROM TWITTER!! And it was also on the iPod app funny pics! This person has COMPLETELY...

(ThisPersonCheated)....eat shit faggot im the one who put it one twitter you dumbass!

@Evanhollis (ThisPersonCheated)....eat shit faggot im the one who put it one twitter you dumbass!

Lmaooo i know eh, i made an amirite and i then made it into a facebook group and everyone said i stole it.... from myself? :S

At least when you watch twilight you can laugh at it...soccer is just boring. I have played soccer by the way and I'm not fat and actually stay fit. I just need mre entertainment than a bunch of people running around aimlessly.

@Marki At least when you watch twilight you can laugh at it...soccer is just boring. I have played soccer by the way and...

Exactly, just because you don't like it doesn't mean your fat, it just means you actually realized its just a bunch of people lying down and crying for literally no reason and with games that have 4 shots on net, there's absolutely no entertainment coming from the game, whatsoever.

Soccer haters are greatly outnumbered by soccer lovers, so your opinions are invalid.

@betofourtwenty Soccer haters are greatly outnumbered by soccer lovers, so your opinions are invalid.

While I agree with this sentiment, I disagree with how you put it.
"your opinions are invalid"? Just because somebody disagrees with the majority their opinion is invalid? That's bull.

Anonymous 0Reply

Except that Twilight is trashy with no value while football unites the world for a month every four years.
Football is also interesting while Twilight honestly has no redeeming features.
Please don't insult such a quality activity with a comparison to something so awful.

Anonymous +1Reply
@rainbowrock i agree completely.

actually, it brings a bunch of stupid assholes with italian and portuguese flags on their cars out of their douche lives to honk at people, also soccer is stupid. How exciting can a game be when you can spend 90 minutes with 4 shots on net, and where pussies fall down and cry when no one actually touched them. TENNIS is a better sport then soccer, and tennis sucks ass.

@patrickmajor actually, it brings a bunch of stupid assholes with italian and portuguese flags on their cars out of their douche...

You don't understand us football fans the way we don't understand Twilight fans. We're not here to get in an argument with you about this; it's not worth our time. It's high time you stopped wasting yours.

YuZs avatar YuZ No Way +1Reply

i like soccer(:, the comparison isn't valid to me -_-

nobody its
You people are ridiculous. Soccer is not running around mindlessly. It's running around with a purpose. And it's called the beautiful games for a reason assholes.

Anonymous +1Reply
@Taz thank you! Everyone here's bashing soccer

Football takes skill and strategy. It's beautiful to watch when played correctly (eg Brazil v Netherlands earlier).
It's obvious that Americans are just sour because a) they're not as good at football and b) they're out of the World Cup.
This post is reallly awful.

Anonymous -1Reply
@Football takes skill and strategy. It's beautiful to watch when played correctly (eg Brazil v Netherlands...

Hahaha we're not sour about anything! I hate Twilight, and soccer has never been something I was interested in, but even without those things this post still has some comedy to it. Oh yeah, we don't care whether we're good at soccer or in the World Cup, we only KINDA cared about those things when we were still in it. Now that we're not, we're just bored and apathetic rather than angry/sad. It seems suddenly everyone forgot that it ever happened (excuse me, is still going on).

Anonymous 0Reply

I absolutly despise twilight and I am colombian-american. I LOVE football(cuz that's what its called, not soocer), but its boring to watch just like its boring to watch any other sport. I'd rather play than watch

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bella: i know what u r. edward: say it. bella: gay

Anonymous +1Reply

can we just stop hating on others' passions whats the point?

Anonymous 0Reply

you got that from funnykunk didnt you

*soccer

Anonymous 0Reply

I can't stand Twilight and I love soccer but you can't deny that this person has a point. Except for in that Germany vs. Argentina game, go Germany!

Anonymous 0Reply

haha i left this one be and it became one of the day...im proud=] and ya people in the US like soccer just so much as their team is in the world cup...now that they rnt we DONT GIVE A FUCK

Fuck all you soccer hates . You probably haven't even tried to play the actual game . Fuck faces

@TwinTurbo Fuck all you soccer hates . You probably haven't even tried to play the actual game . Fuck faces

or you just need to calm down. Shittt. Gettin' all angry over the internet. YOU'RE COOL.

I feel like I read this somewhere else...

Most of you people like soccer and twilight but u just won't admit it because you want to be 'cool' so knock your shit off and be yourself. I LOVE SOCCER AND TWILIGHT! See? Not that hard to be who you are.

Anonymous -1Reply
@Most of you people like soccer and twilight but u just won't admit it because you want to be 'cool' so knock your...

Or they are actually expressing their opinions. You're right, it isn't that6 hard to be yourself, which is what most people are doing by saying that they don't like it.

Anonymous 0Reply

your one stupid ignorant fuck if you think thats how you feel about soccer. the only people that dont like soccer are people who havent ever played and fat people that cant run for their lives

Anonymous -3Reply
@your one stupid ignorant fuck if you think thats how you feel about soccer. the only people that dont like soccer...

I played for 9 years and i actually play rep hockey and am definately not fat, i stopped playing soccer and took up a real sport cause all the stupid pussies who learned from watching professionals all started taking dives , its actually such a boring sport, and it actually might be enjoyable if it wasnt for this: YouTube video thumbnail

You're right, yet it's 100000000000 times more entertaining in soccer.

Anonymous -7Reply
@You're right, yet it's 100000000000 times more entertaining in soccer.

Um no, no its not. It's entertain to watch Robert Pattinson try to act, and Kristen Stewart try to control that blinking problem.

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