Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, no body scores, and it's billion fans insist you just don't understand, amirite?

Except that Twilight is trashy with no value while football unites the world for a month every four years. Football is also interesting while Twilight honestly has no redeeming features. Please don't insult such a quality activity with a comparison to something so awful.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My thoughts exactly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i agree completely.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

actually, it brings a bunch of stupid assholes with italian and portuguese flags on their cars out of their douche lives to honk at people, also soccer is stupid. How exciting can a game be when you can spend 90 minutes with 4 shots on net, and where pussies fall down and cry when no one actually touched them. TENNIS is a better sport then soccer, and tennis sucks ass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You don't understand us football fans the way we don't understand Twilight fans. We're not here to get in an argument with you about this; it's not worth our time. It's high time you stopped wasting yours.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Way to be like 7 months late for the argument fag

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe if you guys can just laugh at stuff that's funny. I like soccer, but this is still fucking hilarious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i like soccer(:, the comparison isn't valid to me -_-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Twilight is a waste of time. Soccer is an amazing sport that everyone in the world likes unlike twilight.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No actually, they both suck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Also, notice how this is +106? Maybe its just you that likes the sport then...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's because of americans.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

your one stupid ignorant fuck if you think thats how you feel about soccer. the only people that dont like soccer are people who havent ever played and fat people that cant run for their lives

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whoaaa, this got your panties in a bunch.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I played for 9 years and i actually play rep hockey and am definately not fat, i stopped playing soccer and took up a real sport cause all the stupid pussies who learned from watching professionals all started taking dives , its actually such a boring sport, and it actually might be enjoyable if it wasnt for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioyt2zzm530

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fuck all you soccer hates . You probably haven't even tried to play the actual game . Fuck faces

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or you just need to calm down. Shittt. Gettin' all angry over the internet. YOU'RE COOL.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're right, yet it's 100000000000 times more entertaining in soccer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Although no one sparkles in soccer, usually.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They would if they were allowed

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol. That would make soccer interesting... :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Um no, no its not. It's entertain to watch Robert Pattinson try to act, and Kristen Stewart try to control that blinking problem.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

At least when you watch twilight you can laugh at it...soccer is just boring. I have played soccer by the way and I'm not fat and actually stay fit. I just need mre entertainment than a bunch of people running around aimlessly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly, just because you don't like it doesn't mean your fat, it just means you actually realized its just a bunch of people lying down and crying for literally no reason and with games that have 4 shots on net, there's absolutely no entertainment coming from the game, whatsoever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel like I read this somewhere else...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Anybody watching the Ghana-Uruguay game right now would know how FUCKING AWESOME soccer is. Shut up all you fucktard haters.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

shutup... I love baseball, a lot of people don't. I wouldn't call those people fucktards for not liking what I like.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No-one here has watched the match. They're all ignorant Americunts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*nobody *its You people are ridiculous. Soccer is not running around mindlessly. It's running around with a purpose. And it's called the beautiful games for a reason assholes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you! Everyone here's bashing soccer

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Football takes skill and strategy. It's beautiful to watch when played correctly (eg Brazil v Netherlands earlier). It's obvious that Americans are just sour because a) they're not as good at football and b) they're out of the World Cup. This post is reallly awful.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha we're not sour about anything! I hate Twilight, and soccer has never been something I was interested in, but even without those things this post still has some comedy to it. Oh yeah, we don't care whether we're good at soccer or in the World Cup, we only KINDA cared about those things when we were still in it. Now that we're not, we're just bored and apathetic rather than angry/sad. It seems suddenly everyone forgot that it ever happened (excuse me, is still going on).

by Anonymous 14 years ago

GUYS!!! THIS WAS TAKEN FROM TWITTER!! And it was also on the iPod app funny pics! This person has COMPLETELY stolen this!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(ThisPersonCheated)....eat shit faggot im the one who put it one twitter you dumbass!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lmaooo i know eh, i made an amirite and i then made it into a facebook group and everyone said i stole it.... from myself? :S

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude would you kindly FUCK OFF and find better things to worry about like your lack of friends perhaps

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well fucking asshole i was actually defending you but i guess if your that passionate about stealing twitters its not my problem

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh sorry i read that shit wrong=p my bad dude we good we good

by Anonymous 14 years ago

aha s'all good, it happens :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Most of you people like soccer and twilight but u just won't admit it because you want to be 'cool' so knock your shit off and be yourself. I LOVE SOCCER AND TWILIGHT! See? Not that hard to be who you are.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or they are actually expressing their opinions. You're right, it isn't that6 hard to be yourself, which is what most people are doing by saying that they don't like it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Soccer haters are greatly outnumbered by soccer lovers, so your opinions are invalid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

While I agree with this sentiment, I disagree with how you put it. "your opinions are invalid"? Just because somebody disagrees with the majority their opinion is invalid? That's bull.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was just my annoyed-at-the-post side speaking :S

by Anonymous 14 years ago

can we just stop hating on others' passions whats the point?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you got that from funnykunk didnt you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I absolutly despise twilight and I am colombian-american. I LOVE football(cuz that's what its called, not soocer), but its boring to watch just like its boring to watch any other sport. I'd rather play than watch

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*soccer

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can't stand Twilight and I love soccer but you can't deny that this person has a point. Except for in that Germany vs. Argentina game, go Germany!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bella: i know what u r. edward: say it. bella: gay

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha i left this one be and it became one of the day...im proud=] and ya people in the US like soccer just so much as their team is in the world cup...now that they rnt we DONT GIVE A FUCK

by Anonymous 14 years ago