Cap'n Crunch is an unidentified pedophile. He barges his gigantic ship into schools, has kids yell, "Crunchitize me, Cap'n," and takes that as permission to teleport them to his secret land where there are no parents, amirite?

+492 Cap'n Crunch is an unidentified pedophile. He barges his gigantic ship into schools, has kids yell, "Crunchitize me, Cap'n," and takes that as permission to teleport them to his secret land where there are no parents, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well.... he is pirate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a pirate* silly me and my typos

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahahaha..... its so true!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Weird, I did the same thing Captin Crunch did to pick up kids one time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago