+334 When your parents leave you home alone for the weekend you get an urge to throw a party but then you remember that you really only know like 4 people you actually would want over your house in the first place, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I imagine being the awkward geek at your own party isn't particularly enjoyable either.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't get away with anything. My parents are ninjas.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Huh, I thought ninja hadn't been a particularly feasible career since the 18th century.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was a metaphor :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've been deliberately misinterpreting metaphors since grade 6, when I found out what a metaphor was.

by Anonymous 12 years ago