The "British" voice used for turn-by-turn directions in a car GPS would be so much cooler if they used a condecending/snooty voice. Like, instead of saying the traditional "recalculating" when you miss a turn they said "You missed the turn, you Bloody Yankee"...

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+305When you drive, it's interesting to think about the ripple effect your're having on traffic all over the city. Like, your right turn will cause another car to wait for you to turn, so he'll get to a stop light a little bit later and miss the green light, which will cause another car to be second at the light instead of first, which will cause them to miss a light somewhere up ahead, etc. Amirite?

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+701What if your GPS spoke in Professor Snape's voice? You'd hear things like, "How very like your father you are, you arrogant fool; he would have missed that turn as well..." and, "There will be no foolish lane-crossing or silly exit-taking for two miles...." Amirite?

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+420When the GPS voice says "recalculating," it sounds kinda pissed, amirite?

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+22Even if you stayed with someone after they cheated on you, the fact that it happened would pop up in your mind at inconvenient times and just suck the color out of you for a second. Amirite?

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+101When you're on the subway in New York and you see a semi-empty train car surrounded by two crowded ones, do anything but enter that car, amirite?

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-100When you were little, you thought the turn signal for the car was pointing out which way to turn like a gps, amirite?

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The "British" voice used for turn-by-turn directions in a car GPS would be so much cooler if they used a condecending/snooty voice. Like, instead of saying the traditional "recalculating" when you miss a turn they said "You missed the turn, you Bloody Yankee", amiright? amirite?

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