+316 When you throw an egg at a rock, the egg breaks. When you throw a rock at an egg, the egg breaks. Life is sometimes not so fair, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BADBREATH BADBREATH BADBREATH aha!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No... Eggs, which I guess could give you bad breath, more likely bad gas though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, when I rose upon the stars! I'm singing, though you don't know the start! Roooooosevelt, there's no going back. Roosevelt, you're what I'm lookin' at. Oh, you know you're what I long for! Roosevelt, it's a downpour! In the rain, we kiss! And drown... in... Love! You know who that's from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love you too whimsical stranger!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But do you know who wrote that song?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do I care?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ME! It was me you ungrateful bitch! I don't go around writing songs for just about anyone! I thought what we had was special!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry phenonilamadingdong, I think we should see other... posts. Seriously, this is getting lengthy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Roosevelt is a bitch! Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh! He sucks my dick! Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh! Oh he peels my bananas! Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh! Because he hates to and because he's a bitch who doesn't like my songs, so that's his punishment for being so ungrateful. You know who wrote THAT?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry ma'am, the correct answer would be C, "Frank Sinatra". Thanks for playing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn there go my chances For winning Who Wants to be a Millionaire. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

See now that is just unneccessary. Let's hug it out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel that a rain-kiss would be more appropriate to the situation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not raining though. Ok so keep an eye on the weather and when the next rainstorm comes we need to accidentally get caught in it and kiss spontaneously.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But who will know? Will we scare the children?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

only we need to and I thought that was like a bonus

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It is. I was just checking if we'd get the extra points

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok I think we have a plan then. READY. TEAM. BREAK.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fist bump if you like gay porn!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Awh yeah. *fist bump*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Noubs. OP: Great analogy. :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago