Have you ever noticed that all bad things for women have the word men in there somewhere... MENstral cycles, MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENopause, amirite?

Mental anxiety and mental breakdowns don't just happen to women...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's exactly why they start with MEN. mhm. oh yeah, we juss went there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hysterectomy. (Histerectomy)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

GUYnacologist

by Anonymous 14 years ago

gynecologist* sorry, close but no cigar.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She was stating how it is pronounced in the beginning. Sounds like GUY

by Anonymous 14 years ago

xD Okay, my bad, i thought she was serious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ChMENild birth

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Make me a sandMENwich."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

manwich

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry, you guys killed it. The only good one was "Breast CanMENcer"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i agree. :

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can't help but agree :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did it ever occur to women that without men, they would exist? Who's X chromosome was it? Your father's. So stfu. Sexist jokes are only funny when it's against women. Kthxbai.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

did it ever occur to you that you came out of your mothers vagina? sexist men never get the women, they only become pedophiles and God made men first because he knew that the rough draft always comes before the masterpeice kthnxbai idiot

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(anonomous) did I ever occur to you that you oppinion that god made men first is based on a book written by humans which is filled with lies.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

exactly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did it ever occur to you that GOD ISN'T REAL?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

men and women were created together. from the first lil cell who grew legs and went on land and turned into monkeys and then all split up into humans and more primeapes all had mates. deal with it. stop complaining about men because without men you wouldnt be here, and vise versa for hating women.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1 Timothy 2:12: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NO WAY

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there is actually a species of lizards that has no male. They can reproduce asexually.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are we lizards? No.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?OH ALL MY DREAMS CRUSHED WITH A SINGLE BLOW

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are a reptile...your name IS dinosaur...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(ooohsnap.): Rar.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You do know that for the first 6 weeks in the womb, EVERYONE was a female? That includes men so your logic fails.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YEAH YOU ARE

by Anonymous 14 years ago

also, chickens can reproduce without males, they lay eggs no matter what, but they found a way to fertilize it without a male.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did it ever occur to yo that men wouldn't exist without women either? who did you come out of your mom or your dad? Also without women the entire human race would die out, but there was a study somewhere, that if it were only women somehow we would evolve and be able to keep the race going.(weird I know who even thought to make a study on that.)So get our facts right before you try to sound like a scientist.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh My Gosh you're right. Let's totally ignore the fact that you're breaking the words down into syllable form and ignoring the actual meaning as a whole. Let's ignore the fact that none of these words use the letters 'men' to expressly relate to males in any way. It pushes forth your 'men are the root of all evil' mentality so let's all celebrate the way language has inserted the letters 'm-e-n' into certain words in the English language with negative connotations. Oh Hooray! </sarcasm>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's a joke post. chill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HERnia HERpes

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She left her peas in my freezer o:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

guys i think the poster meant this to be a joke... no need to get all worked up about it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We're not worked up, it's just a pretty sucky joke... and i'm pretty sure everyone knows OP didn't mean this in all seriousity.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Seriousity?? Really? Yeah... pretty sure that's not a word. I think what you were going for was "seriousness."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yet another joke failed to be grasped

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you're going to make a joke, at least use proper grammar. That's all I meant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Seriousity" was the joke

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well then it was a dumb joke. Didn't make sense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or, I'm just throwing it out there, you're a deprived or shielded child who just has a bad taste of humor. No offense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whatever. Hahaha, never deprived and definitely not shielded. AND I don't have a bad SENSE of humor. And don't say stuff like that thinking that "no offense" is going to make someone not take offense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol AGAIN another joke not grasped. It is okay though, every one has a different sense of humor...thank you for catching the taste. I was eating while posting.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah I know. Hey, sorry about that. Haha nice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sometimes jokes are offensive and not funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But seriously? It's called sexism. So, men aren't allowed to make kitchen and sammich jokes, but girls can make one and it's all good? Honestly, what idiot puts a computer in OP's kitchen?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love how when women make a sexist joke men get all worked up about it, but when they make a sexist joke they get angry when women get mad about it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(ooohsnap.): That's because girls more often than guys actually mean what they say. Also i don't know where you're looking but I see waaaaaaaaay more mad comments from girls than from guys. Besides the joke sucked pretty badly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(ooohsnap.): "but when they make a sexist joke they get angry when women get mad about it." But isn't this what you're doing right now just the other way around?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How is menopause bad if menstrual cycles are bad too?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you apparently get hot flashes and other side effects.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"hot flashes" -haha, thats funny...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hormones.. it sucks more

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like men. Only the attractive ones. Shut up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is on a cup, not original.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If a guy did this about women, girls would go apeshit. But yes, they do have the word "men" in them, youarerite. so lets all move on with our lives and stop caring that both sexes have it bad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In fact, all bad things have "men" in them. MENstral cycles, MENtal anxiety, woMEN.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

in more ways that one with the 'men in women' thing ;) ... really thought that wasnt nice. but the original post wasn't exactly nice either.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, get your head out of the gutter! But it's a joke, sexist jokes are funny if they're in good taste.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i like the way you think. sexist jokes are usually funnier in real life, cause online you can't tell if they're being sarcastic or not. but it was funny :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In the bible, god created women and said, I shall call them Women, because they derived from MAN.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It was a joke

by Anonymous 14 years ago

XD i know, but it still makes sense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you spelled menstrual wrong

by Anonymous 14 years ago

KIDnapping...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That makes no sense (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The word "kid" being in kidnapping was meant to be there...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

XD all of the women are freaking out about it. and the breast cancer joke? XDDDDDD LOL...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

PregMENcy. xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

woMEN

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i actually thought this was pretty funny... i dont know why people are freaking out about it. im a guy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1000th like

by Anonymous 14 years ago

abortion

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I find people really annoying when everyone is bitching and moaning about which gender is superior. How about everyone gets their Big Kid pants on and accepts that everyone sucks in their own special way, and that bigger words sometimes contain littler words that get you all hyped up on Stupid. It takes a man and a woman to create life, yes you come out the vagina and the father gives the women their girlness. IT WON'T HAPPEN ANY OTHER WAY. Unless you are a test-tube baby, then you are just a freak like Kyle XY.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol! I love the way you worded that. It made me laugh out loud (for serial) and I think that people should have just stopped arguing after that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you, anon :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I couldn't have said it better myself. good job! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*bows regally* Why thank you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No problem!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Like I haven't heard this before

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Menstrual. Not Menstral.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

woMEN.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

aMEN.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Someone just got out of a bad relationship... Heres a tip don't pick douchebag guys.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

stfu womens. u cam 4rm our ribs

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Was this supposed to form words, let alone a sentence?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not really. It was a vague hope that some idiot would respond, and I would get some epic lulz.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh lovely. Sometime you will have to explain to me where the funny is, because apparently I'm too much of an idiot to tell.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mental anxiety and mental breakdowns don't just happen to women.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a) the word women has the word men in it..... What now!? b) OH NOES, I'M A MAN, THIS IS SO SEXIST, WAHHHHHHHH, I'M GONNA FLIP SHIT BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE A SEXIST JOKE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

we know everyone was female for the start. This means man evolves from women, like Squirtle to Wartortle. Blastoise being a man with a sandwich handed to him by his faithful woMAN servant. We also must rememeber our MANners, if we wish to be accepted. Glad to know OP hates being polite and MANatees. What did those blubbery things ever do to you? You cruel cruel person.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WoMEN?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DAMN! Guys are a fate worst than death

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What about MANogram? Like mammogram? Lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So umm I def didn't think that this post was that serious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

100th comment!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes because men definitely cause menopause and menstrual cycles.. why dont you feminist bastards get off the internet and back to the kitchen

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Stfu bastard

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BMENig MENac

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The worst one of all . . . MEN

by Anonymous 14 years ago

honestly go suck a vagina and get off the internet

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MENSTRUAL!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:P everyonee should stop taking this post so seriously. Or maybe someone should just post one about how all bad things come from girls to even it out, idfk just everyone needs to stop saying "woMEN" because it's been posted about a thousand times.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's because we're out to get you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Has anyone else noticed that the comments seem to be repeating themselves? hehe

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cause thats not sexist.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Rapists.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO. Pedophiles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im sorry but wasn't this about WORDS that women hate that begin with "men" ... we're not saying men aren't needed in life.. we're just pointing out that MEN are what cause most problems for women. period. and im sure guys feel the same way..it was just a joke mug/saying.. get over it little boys and girls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HERpies

by Anonymous 12 years ago