+240 Women are like Berty Bot's Every Flavor Beans. They're all different, some are sweet, some are sour, and some can be just gross. You have to keep looking to find the one that's right for you, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... so are men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But I can't really put that because I'm a guy... but that is true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is gonna degrade almost every woman on here. They could be the prettiest girl on his site but then say "omg I'm the vomit jellybean :("

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you should have written every person is like...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alas! Earwax.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*People

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Albus Dumbledore likes earwax.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want a tutti fruity man. ... On second thought, maybe not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago