+446 Seagulls are fucking funny. They steal food from people. They wait for whales to submerge to peck out their flesh. They steal prey from other animals. They've been caught shoplifting Doritos from gas stations. Come to think of it, they'd probably be fatasses if they could store body fat, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The ones in San Fran are FAT and sit on cars and stand in the middle of the road and don't move at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A seagull once carried off my sandwich while it was inside the little baggie

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the last time i went to the beach a seagull took a bag of chips out of our beach bag! i chased him and he still didn't let go right away!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time a seagull at Disney World took a cracker out of my hand when I was about to eat it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Since when do Seagulls follow the whale down after they submerge?

by Anonymous 13 years ago