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I think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish, so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE, amirite?

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or a dolphin. I want a mini pink dolphin. also a vuvuzela. make it so.

Anonymous +9Reply

This is from TFLN. were not stupid.

Anonymous +8Reply
@This is from TFLN. were not stupid.

actually i saw it on tumblr or whatever
and i think you meant "we're" not stupid..

@This is from TFLN. were not stupid.

TFLN is like 80% made up, so it's all good.

@Rocky TFLN is like 80% made up, so it's all good.

Actually I hate to say it, but TFLN is one of the more accurate websites. Go to college and see some really drunk/high people. The things mentioned are sadly quite possible.

Anonymous +5Reply
@Actually I hate to say it, but TFLN is one of the more accurate websites. Go to college and see some really...

Just because drunk people say things LIKE that sometimes, doesn't mean most of the site isn't made up.

Sources: I'm in college.

@Rocky Just because drunk people say things LIKE that sometimes, doesn't mean most of the site isn't made up. Sources:...

But it makes it plausible. I'm in college too, and I know people who have texts posted on there that did happen.

Anonymous -1Reply
@Rocky TFLN is like 80% made up, so it's all good.

No it's not "all good" it's still stolen whether it was a true story on textsfromlastnight or not.

Anonymous 0Reply

ikr!!!! its the first time i heard it, and im glad it was posted, cuz it was funny

And then like, it would like, be really awesome.

Or a narwhal! :]

@Rocky Or a narwhal! :]

Narwhal would be better...

what party poopers

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 best post ever

Mhm TFLN :p

i would want a mini manatee a mini narwhal and a unicorn in a cage :D

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aw! i want scientifically generated mini animals :D

this is actually the best idea ever.. actually making any sea mammal (or shark) mini would be amazing.

Anonymous +1Reply

This is a replay but I still love it and it made me laugh just as much as the first time I saw it xD

Anonymous 0Reply

i want a puppy sized elephant!

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omgsh that would be awesome, I want a mini giraffe!

RETOAST!!

Anonymous -2Reply
@RETOAST!!

where is it then?
i've searched it and its not here

motherfuckers, stop stealing my texts from last night.

this is mine AND SEEING IT EVERYWHERE IS ANNOYING D:<

Anonymous -2Reply
@motherfuckers, stop stealing my texts from last night. this is mine AND SEEING IT EVERYWHERE IS ANNOYING D:<

sorry
also I found it on someones tumblr or whatever, so I didn't know anyone owned it

@It's okay I won't kill you not yet

Chill out. I'm the only one allowed to threaten people on this site.

Stolen! Asshole

Anonymous -3Reply

Texts From Last Night .. nice.
Way to be original.

@xlheights Texts From Last Night .. nice. Way to be original.

no, tumblr or whatever
i've never actually been on texts from last night

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