+1,201 I think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish, so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 best post ever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is from TFLN. were not stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TFLN is like 80% made up, so it's all good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually I hate to say it, but TFLN is one of the more accurate websites. Go to college and see some really drunk/high people. The things mentioned are sadly quite possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just because drunk people say things LIKE that sometimes, doesn't mean most of the site isn't made up. Sources: I'm in college.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it makes it plausible. I'm in college too, and I know people who have texts posted on there that did happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No it's not "all good" it's still stolen whether it was a true story on textsfromlastnight or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually i saw it on tumblr or whatever and i think you meant "we're" not stupid..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or a narwhal! :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Narwhal would be better...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a replay but I still love it and it made me laugh just as much as the first time I saw it xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a dolphin. I want a mini pink dolphin. also a vuvuzela. make it so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:X): damn that would be awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stolen! Asshole

by Anonymous 13 years ago

calm down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what party poopers

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ikr!!!! its the first time i heard it, and im glad it was posted, cuz it was funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then like, it would like, be really awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mhm TFLN :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MADE ME LOL FOR REAL :D :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here. :-)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Texts From Last Night .. nice. Way to be original.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, tumblr or whatever i've never actually been on texts from last night

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you've never been on it, then how can you say that my statement is incorrect?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because that's not where they got it from. Simple.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i would want a mini manatee a mini narwhal and a unicorn in a cage :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

RETOAST!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

where is it then? i've searched it and its not here

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is actually the best idea ever.. actually making any sea mammal (or shark) mini would be amazing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

motherfuckers, stop stealing my texts from last night. this is mine AND SEEING IT EVERYWHERE IS ANNOYING D:<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry also I found it on someones tumblr or whatever, so I didn't know anyone owned it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's okay I won't kill you not yet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chill out. I'm the only one allowed to threaten people on this site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i want a puppy sized elephant!

by Anonymous 13 years ago