-896 You regularly call a pizza place near you and loudly masterbate into the phone, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Constantly*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*masturbate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU!!! everyone always spells that wrong, along with basterd. it pisses me off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must be the guy that answers my calls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was so fucking hilarious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mhm. I moan, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I tried doing it after reading this and i forgot to make my number private. doing it was funny having cops show up not so much

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao!! See, if you're going to troll, at least make it damn hilarious, and not something stupid like "u screws ur mum, amirite?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well not "regularly" ahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who told you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never have, but now I kind of want to. But I probably never will, as I don't masturbate. ps-This post made me laugh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So it is weed that you do. Weve been hoping it was the latter

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are messed up...

by Anonymous 13 years ago