+183 All the ancient male statues, their man pieces are quite small, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is because in the Ancient (Greek) World and the Renaissance, small penises were considered desirable. I'm quoting this directly from Wikipedia, by the way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. Back then, relationships with young boys weren't uncommon, so men with small penises were desirable because it resembled that of a young boy. Large ones were considered comical, actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also gave the sculptors a little ego boost.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To be fair, they are hundreds of years old. If ED pill commercials are any indication, even a man less than 60 years old might need help. Think about this from a statue's perspective.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ancient greeks thought having a small penis showed wisdom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In Social Studies we were talking about Michelangelo's "David" scuplpture and looking at pictures of it and all I could think was, "Damn, they must have casterated this guy or something cause that just looks sad."

by Anonymous 13 years ago