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All the ancient male statues, their man pieces are quite small, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is because in the Ancient (Greek) World and the Renaissance, small penises were considered desirable. I'm quoting this directly from Wikipedia, by the way.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yep. Back then, relationships with young boys weren't uncommon, so men with small penises were desirable because it resembled that of a young boy. Large ones were considered comical, actually.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Also gave the sculptors a little ego boost.
by Anonymous12 years ago
To be fair, they are hundreds of years old. If ED pill commercials are any indication, even a man less than 60 years old might need help. Think about this from a statue's perspective.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ancient greeks thought having a small penis showed wisdom.
by Anonymous12 years ago
In Social Studies we were talking about Michelangelo's "David" scuplpture and looking at pictures of it and all I could think was, "Damn, they must have casterated this guy or something cause that just looks sad."
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