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Also about Music+81Nobodys talentless, your talent may be for something that hasnt been invented yet, amirite?
Also about sleep, wake, and feels+185After you cry your eyes out, sleep feels amazing, so when you wake up in the morning, everything feels better. amirite?
Also by Baconnoisseur+187You were a little disappointed when you found out that snickerdoodle cookies don't actually have Snickers in them, amirite?
Also about face and big smile-24In a way, it would be awesome if everybody suddenly lost their eyebrows. You would spend your days with a big smile on your face because of how funny everybody looks, amirite?
Also about face, wake, and smile+80Guys: You plan on marrying someone that will wake up every day with a smile on their face, see your bright and early boner, and say suggestively, "Morning wood...you like a sandwich?", amirite?
Also about face and big smile+180No one ever listens to me, does that mean you should stop talking.
No just talk louder - then yell - then if all else fails hit them then say to them what you have to say nice and calm with a big smile on your face, amirite?
Also about face and big smile+96It would be funny to creep out a sibling by running to their room late in the night and ask breathlessly if you can borrow a ruler. Once they give it to you, run to your room, slam the door, and be completely silent for around 30 seconds. Then come out of your room with a big smile on your face and thank them profusely. They'd probably have trouble making eye contact with you for at least a couple weeks, amirite?
Also about big smile+369you cant help but get a little excited when that one person gives you a big smile even though you know it might not happen between you and them, amirite?
Also by Baconnoisseur+332Chicken coops are the ultimate cockblockers, amirite?