There are three rules of surviving horror movies: 1. Never have sex, pretty much only the virgins survive. 2. No drugs or alcoho and 3. Never say "ill be right back" cause that's when w all know that you won't, you'll be dead, amirite?

+688 There are three rules of surviving horror movies: 1. Never have sex, pretty much only the virgins survive. 2. No drugs or alcoho and 3. Never say "ill be right back" cause that's when w all know that you won't, you'll be dead, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmm, I say #1 No splitting up, #2 Run away from scary noises instead of investigating them, #3 Don't doubt your friend when he says something weird is going on

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and dont stay inn creepy fucking cabins in the middle of no where.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

+ absolutely no road trips in a shitty ass car that will break down in the middle of no where.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DONT. OPEN. THE. FUCKING. CLOSET.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just don't get into creepy situations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the writer stolle tho frm the movie 'scream' cheater

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And when you do encounter supernatural beings, DO NOT JUST YELL AND STAND STILL, pull a forest gump and RUN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Grab the opportunity of making sure the antagonist is DEAD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ADD: don't go into the creepy ass woods, don't swim at night, and if you're running and you fall, then you're pretty much dead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh yeah and if you hit the killer or knock him out, then make sure he's dead. don't assume cause chances are he's gonna get up and snap you into two(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot #4, don't be the black guy. The black guy always dies first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was gonna say that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're in a Zombie apocalypse surround yourself with fat people because you don't have to outrun the Zombies you just have to outrun them!! Oh and if you're in another situation just don't go to the middle of fuck-knows-where without a gun or don't go at all..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't fall. Don't have huge boobs. Don't go searching for that weird noise you heard. Don't be alone. Don't shower. Don't close your eyes. Don't run in a random directions. Don't relax around the killer even if you're sure he's "dead." MAKE SURE. Stay on your toes. Listen to the audience. Etc.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And, for fuck's sake, stay in the goddamn car!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have as much sex as posible you don't want to die a vargin!!! fuck everyone you see ( even same sex try it) lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Scream quote<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't be on the phone. Run out the door instead of up the stairs. If your power goes out, it's a wrap. You're dead. Be nice. The jerks always die. Quit investigating stuff and leave.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's off of scream

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Check the back seat when you get in a car.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't touch something that could still be alive, it could bite your face off

by Anonymous 13 years ago