+1,192 If you clone yourself, and then have sex with the clone, that's masturbation, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No it's not!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It so is!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Its spelled masturbation for one. And 2... No.. Two different bodies. It just makes u gay.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait, isn't that how I spelled it...?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah. The guy's just an idiot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or lesbian.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Gay covers everyone. The only reason they coined the term lesbian was so that you could differentiate a male or a female in writing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha what a retard

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, yes, but it's the same DNA. It might not be masturbation exactly, but it's a step further than incest!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its the potd and i can still homepage it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it wasn't just me?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol Potd And not on the hp I love this <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Shut the fuck up faggot

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no u!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Masturbation. Plus if you are a girl and you clone yourself how would you have sex?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there are ways naive young one....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dildos dont count

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oral?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Scissoring is one way. Its odd, but it is a way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um..friction?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is my favorite thing... on earth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fingering. Duh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

First of all, it would take many years for your clone to reach an age at which he/she is sexually mature.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i always thought your clone would be just as old as you are?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.synapses.co.uk/science/clone.html this might explain things.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's having sex with yourself, for those who are disagreeing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love how this was POTD before it was homepaged. That's an accomplishment.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's masturbation in the strictest sense, but at the same time, you'd be performing sex acts on someone else of your own gender and getting turned on by someone else of your own gender, which is gay. A clone is not really your "self" as it is a copy... hm. Reasonable arguements can be made for both definitions. Good thing this isn't a real issue that demands a definition today =P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hmm I wouldn't call it gay, I'd call it narcissism at its best. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh now YOU are awesome. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its a messed up form of incest

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As opposed to other forms of incest which are perfectly normal...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(armtheangels):I meant how 'normal' incest is with the opposite sex....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

See, the fact that you call any kind of incest "normal" incest kinda scares me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree. It's very creepy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The spelling was corrected that made me happy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, it'd be gay incest.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thats just gross. and why would u need to know.? just wondering

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why did newton want to know what the hell made apples fall to the ground? why did NASA want to know what the moon looked like? why did einstein want to know about E=mc squared was all about? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO KNOW.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow smart ass much?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@607296 (Anonymous): No, just smarter than YOUR ass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol good one

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would be gay rape, incest, and pedophilia... A clone is not YOU. A clone would be the equivalent of an IDENTICAL TWIN, only born after you, so it would be a baby and age normally.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's only rape if they don't want it too. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm also disappointed. This shouldn't be post of the day, hahaha, I agree, and I'm the one who posted it. And this wasn't even homepaged... I'm majorly confused.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i saw it on the hompeage before i saw it as potd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i saw it as potd at least 10 mins before it was homepaged

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you eat yourself, do you disappear or are you twice as big?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

holy shit now im wondering about that :o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh yeah, its given me many sleepless nights

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol...that gave me the thought of a snake eating itself

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Seriously? You'd both gain and lose an identical measurement of mass with every bite. You'd be the same.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You'd shit some of it out after a while then you wouldn't be the same.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Neither; if you were to eat yourself all at once, no mass would be gained nor lost, though if you took your time and digested yourself, you'd be slightly smaller.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

New weight loss plan.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, that is called incest!...just imagine yourself fucking your twin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But it's not your twin! It's the same person.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lmao. I'm laughing my ass off. This is so funny that people actually are arguing about fucking your clone. xD. Thank you amirite for making my life complete!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol well it's true

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're a genius secret wife. ;P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you copy a file on your computer and open the copy, do you open the original file? No, you did not, you opened the copy. Same thing here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No reason to tell me to stfu and call me a faggot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or gay

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i would so totally do that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you clone yourself and have sex with it, its akward xD i couldnt imagine doin that!! lol !

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wouldn't it just be easier to rape a baby?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're right! What was I thinking?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It was edited b4 becoming potd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You nag her about spelling then spell BEFORE as b4?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is so funny lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what if its with a twin

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Definitely incest. A person is as much created by experience as by genes, and a person with identical DNA would have different thoughts, choices, and a different body.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sup philosoraptor?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually, it would just be sex, because masturbation is manual stimulation and not direct intercourse. But that aside, should you masturbate with your clone, it would be masturbation (along with a whole other whack of other things people have mentioned). Just because something is pedophilia, or incest, or whatever, doesn't mean it's not masturbation!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WTF I never commented on here... I don't understand... Hacked? :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd say so. Sorry about getting hacked... Or someone in your house or where ever snuck on to your account.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Abbreviation and spelling are two totally different things my friend. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to make every post and comment from a phone with no keyboard? Quite. Oh, and way to be anonymous... Douche. And i wasnt nagging. I wasnt like gah get off the site and use a dictionary.. I was simply correcting her so she knew for future reference

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well it's not that easy to tell when someone uses a phone or not as a comment.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Uh, there's sort of an icon.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You didn't seem to have any problem typing that whole message out. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

For future reference, everything i do on this site, or any other for that matter, is on my phone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nah, its just kinky.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's just sex with yourself. :D Not maturbation, sex!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*facepalm* masturbation is having sex with yourself.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol, Not when your clone(if you're a guy) is in your ass. Unless you call that using your ass to maturbating the clone. Although... I guess the girl equivilent'd be masturbation...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/367959

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everyone who disagrees... Cloning yourself and having sex with the clone = having sex with youself = MASTURBATION

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, I think you misunderstand the concept of "self." An entity in a separate body than you, with different thoughts than you, and capable of making decisions independent of you is not "yourself."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well OBLIVOUSLY there's a rapist raping e'erbody's clones out there

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha love this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's incest! Not masturbation.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol, this made me think of that Pink music video, Sober XD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He did ask me... it's true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She* Jeez, for someone all knowing, you'd think you'd know everyone's gender.

by Anonymous 14 years ago