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Also by CanadianPimp+610Whenever you're watching a show and you change during commercials, there needs to be a function that senses when the commericals are over and automatically turns back to the show amirite?
Also about trouble locating+123It's stupid that political junkies go through so much trouble locating articles and videos to post when their opponent will just vote it down without ever watching or reading their dribble. amirite?
Also about ass, bet, donkey, pocket, eyes closed, car keys, snooze button, push, 3 feet, tail, pinning, 7 seconds, ideal conditions people, and trouble locating+547Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... amirite?
Also by CanadianPimp+9The Bible is a lot more interesting once you realize all the words in red are spoken in auto-tune, amirite?
Also about feet and eyes closed+158Isnt it weird that you can sleep walk up and down stairs or go in the kitchen and open the fridge totally unconscious. But if you tried to walk ten feet with your eyes closed youd trip over a shoe and break your neck. Amirite?