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Also about sitting and toilet+470Dear automatic toilet flusher, I would appreciate it if you didn't flush while I'm still sitting on the toilet. No one can take a dump in five seconds, amirite?
Also about toilet+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also about sitting and toilet-3Sometimes you still check behind the shower curtain before sitting on the toilet, amirite?
Also about sitting and toilet+83Men & Women have been fighting about the toilet seat for years. While sitting on the toilet seat, the winning argument suddenly came to me- Men should put the seat back down because BOTH men and women poop while sitting down. amirite?
Also about sitting and toilet+114Guys: Sometimes you're just sitting there, having a poo, when you look down and say to yourself, "You know, my penis is literally in the toilet bowl. That's somewhat fucking disgusting," amirite?
Also about sitting and toilet+50Thinking a public toilet seat is clean, then sitting down and feeling the wetness of someone else's pee is the most disgusting thing ever, amirite?