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It sucks when the police come to your house to arrest you for possession of drugs and they find ten dead bodies, amirite?

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Welllllll, if they came to arrest you for drugs they legally have to pretend they didn't see the bodies !

@xlheights Welllllll, if they came to arrest you for drugs they legally have to pretend they didn't see the bodies !

Seriously? That's cool. But I don't know many cops that would look at ten dead bodies in a pool of blood and look away, even for the sake of the law. xD

I hate it when that happens! At least i get to add more bodies to the pile >.>

@Joker HA. I love when you comment on my posts XD

Haha, keep the posts coming and i'll keep commenting XD

@Joker HA. I love when you comment on my posts XD

By the way, love how this is under the "Food" category XD

@Killbarney64 By the way, love how this is under the "Food" category XD

Well, what else am I supposed to do with the bodies? xD

@Joker Well, what else am I supposed to do with the bodies? xD

Well, first you have to take out the organs and sell them on the black market, they sell for quite a bit. Then you can eat the leftovers if you want, but the profit will be more then enough to buy some suitable food. You could also make a decorative pile, i personally like that option.

@Killbarney64 Well, first you have to take out the organs and sell them on the black market, they sell for quite a bit. Then you...

Ah. But I think the stench would be a little much for me... Although with the money from the organs I could buy a boatload of Febreezes.
Also, it seems after you resort to cannibalism, no food you can purchase at the grocery store satisfies your hunger.

@Joker Ah. But I think the stench would be a little much for me... Although with the money from the organs I could buy a...

As long as you don't hit the stomach, intestines n' such, you should be fine with the smell. And with the money: buy a deep fryer =D 'nuff said.

gee, sucks to be you.

That literally happened to me yesterday. Sucks ass

What a coincidence! This just happened to me.

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it's such a drag, i need to hide my bodies a little bit better.

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