+190 There shouldn't be directions on shampoo bottles, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cut the crap, we all know we read those on the toilet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

true...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I dunno, it's a pretty complicated process. Do I lather once? Twice?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Three times? THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But what if you forget to rinse? What if you don't lather? And oh, the terror, what if you forget to repeat?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well say a black boy is growing his hair out for the first time, and he's used to just letting water run over his (nonsexual)head in the shower. But now he has this huge afro, and just doing that won't clean it. So, he buys some shampoo, reads the directions, and uses it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm laughing at what that would sound like with the (nonsexual) part. XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago