+739 Most cleaning supplies commercials show someone (usually a woman) using the product being advertised, and the old supplies feeling jealous and unused, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Ding!" "What's that?" "The sound shine makes. Or, so I've heard. I've never actually done it."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Baby come back! You can blame it all. on. me. I'm sorry, and I just can't live without you" Ahhh, good times, gooooooood times.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Wait, what's a sheioo-" "He's cleaning things that we don' even know what they are!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago