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"There are some things duct tape can't fix." "Oh, really? Name three." amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
1. a broken heart
2. a cracked sidewalk
3. a shattered glass.
YOU ARE NOT RIGHT.
by Anonymous13 years ago
1. Take the person you love hostage, tape them to something, and keep them forever.
2. Tape over the crack.
3. Take all of the pieces and tape them together.
I WIN.
by Anonymous13 years ago
NO YOU DONT. 1. if you loved your not going to keep them if they dont want you. 2. it will rip when you walk over it. 3. it will leak and you will swallow glass. HA EPIC WIN.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Your reasons would only be right if you did mine wrong. And if you couldn't even do those right, then that means that you fail. Epicly.
by Anonymous13 years ago
touche
by Anonymous13 years ago
Indeed. I have dubbed thee awesome. But not as awesome as me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol, you have a good mind
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes, yes I do. But since you are now awesome, too, you also have a good mind.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You are now worthy to be my friend ! (:
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Soggy cereal, a dog that got run over, melted ice cream. Good luck.
by Anonymous12 years ago
A broken hand, spilled milk, and an unplanned pregnancy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Duct can be used as a temporary cast (I think)
I can't think of anything for the milk
Wrap your stomach tightly in duct tape. The baby will die. (very sad. Warning.)
by Anonymous12 years ago
1. Phone that dropped in water. Now dead.
2. The hole in the ozone
3. A headache
by Anonymous12 years ago
1. Sell enough of your duct tape to buy a new phone
2. Cover the icecaps in duct tape, keeping the sunlight off of them and preenting melting
3. Distract yourself with duct tape (Headaches seriously go away if you're distracted)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Valiant try. For 3, what if it is a migrane? Or any headache that's to painful to ignore.
by Anonymous12 years ago
An ingrown toenail, the Internet, and a poisoned Pokemon.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sell some duct tape and buy some toenail clippers, use duct tape to fix your router/sell duct tape and set up some wi-fi, hack into Pokemon and create an item called "Duct tape", which you will then sell to the shop owners and use to buy an antidote.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Interesting. But by the Internet I meant THE Internet, not your Internet. If THE Internet breaks we're all screwed.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm almost completely confident that it's impossible to break the Internet in the first place...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Joke ruiner.
by Anonymous12 years ago
A warping silly putty sculpture, a microchip, and a crushed blueberry.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Did anyone forget to mention the economy?
by Anonymous12 years ago
1. The BP oil spill
2. My problems
3. Broken Jewelry
by Anonymous12 years ago
1) moldy cheese
2) bad music
3) stupid people
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cover stupid people's mouths so they can't speak
by Anonymous12 years ago
And then cover your own ears so you can't hear the music.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Selling the ducttape to buy something else is cheating , because the new tool is fixing the problem, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dead person.
Ouft of toilet paper (and don't say to use duct tape. That's fucking nasty)
Depression
by Anonymous12 years ago
Duct tape is horrible at fixing ducts and it doesn't work in space.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cancer, Pluto no longer being considered a planet, bruises.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Broken items would probably be something to specify.
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