"There are some things duct tape can't fix." "Oh, really? Name three." amirite?

1. a broken heart 2. a cracked sidewalk 3. a shattered glass. YOU ARE NOT RIGHT.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1. Take the person you love hostage, tape them to something, and keep them forever. 2. Tape over the crack. 3. Take all of the pieces and tape them together. I WIN.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NO YOU DONT. 1. if you loved your not going to keep them if they dont want you. 2. it will rip when you walk over it. 3. it will leak and you will swallow glass. HA EPIC WIN.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your reasons would only be right if you did mine wrong. And if you couldn't even do those right, then that means that you fail. Epicly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

touche

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Indeed. I have dubbed thee awesome. But not as awesome as me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol, you have a good mind

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, yes I do. But since you are now awesome, too, you also have a good mind.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are now worthy to be my friend ! (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Soggy cereal, a dog that got run over, melted ice cream. Good luck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A broken hand, spilled milk, and an unplanned pregnancy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Duct can be used as a temporary cast (I think) I can't think of anything for the milk Wrap your stomach tightly in duct tape. The baby will die. (very sad. Warning.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Phone that dropped in water. Now dead. 2. The hole in the ozone 3. A headache

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Sell enough of your duct tape to buy a new phone 2. Cover the icecaps in duct tape, keeping the sunlight off of them and preenting melting 3. Distract yourself with duct tape (Headaches seriously go away if you're distracted)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Valiant try. For 3, what if it is a migrane? Or any headache that's to painful to ignore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An ingrown toenail, the Internet, and a poisoned Pokemon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sell some duct tape and buy some toenail clippers, use duct tape to fix your router/sell duct tape and set up some wi-fi, hack into Pokemon and create an item called "Duct tape", which you will then sell to the shop owners and use to buy an antidote.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Interesting. But by the Internet I meant THE Internet, not your Internet. If THE Internet breaks we're all screwed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm almost completely confident that it's impossible to break the Internet in the first place...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Joke ruiner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A warping silly putty sculpture, a microchip, and a crushed blueberry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did anyone forget to mention the economy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. The BP oil spill 2. My problems 3. Broken Jewelry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) moldy cheese 2) bad music 3) stupid people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cover stupid people's mouths so they can't speak

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then cover your own ears so you can't hear the music.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Selling the ducttape to buy something else is cheating , because the new tool is fixing the problem, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dead person. Ouft of toilet paper (and don't say to use duct tape. That's fucking nasty) Depression

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Duct tape is horrible at fixing ducts and it doesn't work in space.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cancer, Pluto no longer being considered a planet, bruises.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Broken items would probably be something to specify.

by Anonymous 13 years ago