If they don't sell it at Walmart, it doesn't exist, amirite?

except green shoe laces im keeping a list of what i can't find at wal mart, i went to about 5 in desparte in of a green shoe lace (long story) they DON'T sell them i know im as shocked as you are. but i know they exsist and im not kidding wal mart does not sell green shoe laces :0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's pretty tragic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you considered regular shoe laces and a can of spray paint/green fabric marker? Works like a charm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hot Topic...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Penguins.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Go to the toy aisle by the Barbies and ask for Jim.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or, better yet, go one comment above yours.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If they don't sell it at wal-mart, go to costco!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Live dolphins, penises, nuclear missiles, kidney stones, houses.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They do at my walmart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...They sell dead dolphins at WalMart?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They sell stuffed dolphins.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unicorns don't exist? Who knew.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I'm glad they don't make cars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Souls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Walmart doesn't carry shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hilarious British people at Walmart (although Florida is the Sunshine State...): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzj1OF7d9m4

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've seen that before, it's hilarious...but I just have to point out that, technically, Florida is the Sunshine State.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

awwwshizz, you're right! Arizona is the 120-degrees-every-day "But It's a Dry Heat" State.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Duh! I feel special now that you changed your comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good clothing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You must be an American. Up here in Canada if they don't sell it at Canadian Tire, it does not exist

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a really misleading name. But then again, so is Walmart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's kind of a good thing that WalMart doesn't have everything, because everything they have is cheap crap. For some things, I like WalMarts prices but for other things, paying more for better quality is a better decision.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

walls dont exist?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They sell that infront of Wal-Mart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They don't sell anything at Walmart in NYC..because we don't have Walmarts here, lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago