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My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero? amirite?

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Mitch is the real hero

i hate it when people steal shit from comedians...

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@Kluklayu Why?

they act as if they made it up....
no reference to comedian or anything.... its called amirite not isthiscomdian rite

Anonymous +8Reply

You stole this from Mitch Hedberg!!!

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@285639

Most of the shit on this website is stolen from other people

Hahahahaha...hahaha...haha...ha. You know, it's really not as funny without his voice :(

and technically.. you can't pull yourself up because all of the forces would cancel out, so belts shouldn't really be doing anything

feel free to correct me if i am wrong

Anonymous 0Reply

as soon as I read this I knew it was Mitch. God I love him.

rapemasterflexs avatar rapemasterflex Yeah You Are 0Reply

oh, Mitch. we miss you.

Julesybellss avatar Julesybells Yeah You Are 0Reply

Don't the belt loops just hang from the belt? So the belt is still the hero.

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