There was a rumor at your elementary school that the hot dogs were rubber or that the school milk didn't come from cows, amirite?

The other way around, actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): hot dogs didnt come from cows and the milk was made of rubber?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Needless to say, the school cafeteria was not up to code.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): If it was needless to say, then why did you say it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We never even had hot dogs...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cardboard pizza

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep, for us it was cardboard pizza and rubber chicken nuggets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In elementary this one girl was always saying that they took food out of the garbage cans if it hadn't been eaten. We didn't believe her, until one day one of our classmates came running over to the table saying he had left his carrots on his tray because he didn't like them and the lunch lady had dumped them back into the bin of carrots for serving. Then we got to junior high and several kids found mold in the fruit cups. We had several lunch groups in junior high, so after we ate we had to wipe down the tables with rags from this disgusting bucket of standing water that kids spat in when they thought no one was looking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well that sucks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reminds me of my days in the Army.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We only had rubber cheese on the pizza. It bounced if you rolled it up into a ball.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The food in Elementary school wasn't too bad. Some food was horrible though. Mainly because we didn't have a choice of what to eat. So we had to eat what the school served. And we ate in our classrooms ._. . When I got to junior high, the food got better. But they just heat leftovers up sometimes and serve them at breakfast. (Like tator tots) which makes them taste like shit. My friend had gotten some ranch and it was bubbling all over the place (that's a sign that it had something in it)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In first grade,this kid named Matt told me that the cheese on those square pizzas, was actually old people skin. And, the bodies of the old people were kept under the stage, in the cafeteria. There were a whole bunch of little doors for storing costumes and chairs, so I totally believed that shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't mind the school food that much in Elementary School, but once I got to middle school, I almost always bought from the vending machine or just brought food from home. The price is pretty outrageous though. $2.75 just for the standard lunch. If you want to get a water bottle or something it's like a whole dollar extra.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised. I don't eat that shit anyways, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ours was that the mac and cheese was actually mac and glue. The food was all tasty. Our pizza came from Dominoes and in middle school we could buy Arby's for lunch. High School was even better; pizza, nachos, burgers, subs, salads, an ice cream stand and so on... until they hit the health food kick. But that was after I graduated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My middle school had a lunch lady with a nub beside her pinky where a sixth finger was. Word around the school was that it got cut off in a grinder one day, so all the meat had a little bit of sixth finger in it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like a recipe for disaster!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fake taco meat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rubber chicken nuggets that could bounce when thrown at a wall

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really the only bad thing I've ever encountered with school food was a bone in my chicken nugget once which turned me off from eating those for about a year

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They serve expired milk ALL THE FLIPPIN TIME in my school

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh those American schools and their fast food + milk school lunches...

by Anonymous 13 years ago