+216 A pirate walks bar, and the bartender says, "Uhm, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" and the pirate says, "Arrrrg, it's driving me nuts!" , amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

And if that was his penis, he'd be ashamed.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

:p right..

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Very true. How would you have sex with a steering wheel penis? 0_o

by Anonymous 15 years ago

=D I'm sure it's possible.. very hard though, eh? :b

by Anonymous 15 years ago

@47674 (MyrandaSaysRawr): Simple, he spins the wheel on a woman v-jay... and every time he pees, it spins in a circular motion.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

raaaaaaad(: points for creativity.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

are you an idiot?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Am I an idiot for not knowing how to have sex with a steering wheel penis? No, no I'm not. (Imagine, a penis in the shape of a steering wheel, with an imprint that says, "Toyota" on the front. XD)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Tiger woods pulls into a gas station in his new BMW. The attendant sees two tees in his car and asks "what are those?" Tiger replies "those are tees, they're to rest my balls on when I drive" Shocked, the attendant replies "fookin' jaysus, BMW thinks of everything!"

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I don't get it..

by Anonymous 15 years ago

,,huh?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

OHHH! HAHAHAH. I GET IT NOWWW! (::: NIIIIIIICE.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Wait, so, like..balls as in tennis balls and tees as in golf tees? I still don't get it. ):

by Anonymous 15 years ago

oh my. uhhm,just act like you get it(: nod and smile. works everytime. :]

by Anonymous 15 years ago

now THATS funny, oh, cant comment anymore...forest gumps on....."bubba know everythin' bout the shrining buisness"

by Anonymous 15 years ago