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+261It's better to have loved and to have lost, than to have stayed with that freak, amirite?
Also about driving and steering wheel
+205It's funny how in cartoons when a character is driving they are turning the steering wheel left and right the whole way they are driving on a straight road. But in real life if someone were to steer the steering wheel left and right so many times on a straight road like they do, their car would be swerving all over the place, amirite?
Also about nuts and steering wheel
+160Girls drive me nuts all the time. Good thing my penis is the steering wheel, amirite?
Also about driving and steering wheel
+360What was the thought process behind the car horn? "I love driving, but I want to be able to show my displeasure in other drivers decisions. How about we make it so if you punch the center of the steering wheel it makes a noise that sounds like a loud, out of tune trumpet", amirite?
Also about nuts, pants, pirate walks, bartender, and steering wheel
+305A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, doesn't that bother you? The pirate says, AARGH! It drives 'me nuts! amirite?
And if that was his penis, he'd be ashamed.
:p right..
Very true. How would you have sex with a steering wheel penis? 0_o
=D I'm sure it's possible.. very hard though, eh? :b
@47674 (MyrandaSaysRawr):
Simple, he spins the wheel on a woman v-jay... and every time he pees, it spins in a circular motion.
raaaaaaad(: points for creativity.
are you an idiot?
Am I an idiot for not knowing how to have sex with a steering wheel penis? No, no I'm not.
(Imagine, a penis in the shape of a steering wheel, with an imprint that says, "Toyota" on the front. XD)
now THATS funny, oh, cant comment anymore...forest gumps on....."bubba know everythin' bout the shrining buisness"
because it's like, "arggg it's driving ME nuts" and pirates say, "me" instead of "my"
so really the joke is supposed to be, "it's driving MY nuts."
haha,(:
..that's why it is a pirate in the joke. you asked why i used a pirate. and that's why.. haaaa.
@48136 (Anthony):
no,it has to be a pirate.
because for a person to say, "it's driving me nuts" it means that it is annoying them.
for a pirate to say the word "me" is actually the word "my" for example when a pirate says, "hand her me pants" they are actually saying, "hand her MY pants" because of the pirate accent.
so now, when the joke says, "arrrrrg,it's driving ME nuts" it really means, "its driving MY nuts." do to the fact that there's a steering wheel in his pants. and it's driving, cause steering wheels drive, his nuts. that are in his pants.
uhm, do you get it now?
not really ant.
Tiger woods pulls into a gas station in his new BMW.
The attendant sees two tees in his car and asks "what are those?"
Tiger replies "those are tees, they're to rest my balls on when I drive"
Shocked, the attendant replies "fookin' jaysus, BMW thinks of everything!"
I don't get it..
Wait, so, like..balls as in tennis balls and tees as in golf tees?
I still don't get it. ):
oh my. uhhm,just act like you get it(:
nod and smile.
works everytime. :]
,,huh?
OHHH! HAHAHAH.
I GET IT NOWWW! (:::
NIIIIIIICE.