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A pirate walks bar, and the bartender says, "Uhm, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" and the pirate says, "Arrrrg, it's driving me nuts!" , amirite?

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And if that was his penis, he'd be ashamed.

Vinvus avatar Vinvu Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Vinvu And if that was his penis, he'd be ashamed.

Very true. How would you have sex with a steering wheel penis? 0_o

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@Lazynez Very true. How would you have sex with a steering wheel penis? 0_o

=D I'm sure it's possible.. very hard though, eh? :b

@MyrandaSaysRawr =D I'm sure it's possible.. very hard though, eh? :b

@47674 (MyrandaSaysRawr):
Simple, he spins the wheel on a woman v-jay... and every time he pees, it spins in a circular motion.

Vinvus avatar Vinvu Yeah You Are +1Reply
@are you an idiot?

Am I an idiot for not knowing how to have sex with a steering wheel penis? No, no I'm not.

(Imagine, a penis in the shape of a steering wheel, with an imprint that says, "Toyota" on the front. XD)

Lazynezs avatar Lazynez Yeah You Are +1Reply

now THATS funny, oh, cant comment anymore...forest gumps on....."bubba know everythin' bout the shrining buisness"

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@47650

because it's like, "arggg it's driving ME nuts" and pirates say, "me" instead of "my"
so really the joke is supposed to be, "it's driving MY nuts."
haha,(:

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@48097

..that's why it is a pirate in the joke. you asked why i used a pirate. and that's why.. haaaa.

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@48136 (Anthony):
no,it has to be a pirate.
because for a person to say, "it's driving me nuts" it means that it is annoying them.

for a pirate to say the word "me" is actually the word "my" for example when a pirate says, "hand her me pants" they are actually saying, "hand her MY pants" because of the pirate accent.

so now, when the joke says, "arrrrrg,it's driving ME nuts" it really means, "its driving MY nuts." do to the fact that there's a steering wheel in his pants. and it's driving, cause steering wheels drive, his nuts. that are in his pants.

uhm, do you get it now?

@48097

not really ant.

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Tiger woods pulls into a gas station in his new BMW.
The attendant sees two tees in his car and asks "what are those?"
Tiger replies "those are tees, they're to rest my balls on when I drive"
Shocked, the attendant replies "fookin' jaysus, BMW thinks of everything!"

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@TicTacAddict I don't get it..

Wait, so, like..balls as in tennis balls and tees as in golf tees?
I still don't get it. ):

@TicTacAddict Wait, so, like..balls as in tennis balls and tees as in golf tees? I still don't get it. ):

oh my. uhhm,just act like you get it(:
nod and smile.
works everytime. :]

@MyrandaSaysRawr ,,huh?

OHHH! HAHAHAH.
I GET IT NOWWW! (:::
NIIIIIIICE.

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