Stealing a news van is the perfect crime because no one could report on it, amirite?

+424 Stealing a news van is the perfect crime because no one could report on it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But why would anyone want a random news van? And there are other news stations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard an extremely similar line from King of the Hill last night, Dale said it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago